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Thu, 22 Mar 2001 06:38
Shoes
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 06:38
Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 06:38
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Shoes ----- A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago. "Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked. "Not very likely," his wife said. "It's worth a try," The man said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store. With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter. With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these." He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop. Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!" "No kidding?" The man called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time." The man came back to the counter, empty-handed. "They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
Re: Shoes
Author: RON
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 04:00
Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 04:00
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Ain`t that true? -= Zomola =- wrote in message ... > > >Shoes >----- > >A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came >across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on >the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both >laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to >pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago. > >"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked. > >"Not very likely," his wife said. > >"It's worth a try," The man said, pocketing the ticket. He went >downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store. > >With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the >counter. With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. >I'll have to look for these." He disappeared into a dark corner at >the back of the shop. > >Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!" > >"No kidding?" The man called back. "That's terrific! Who would have >thought they'd still be here after all this time." > >The man came back to the counter, empty-handed. > >"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl > >15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving >School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. >Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. >New game: Beat Up Your Computer! >MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". > >--------------------------------------------------------- >-= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- >--------------------------------------------------------- >-- >|Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 >|Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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