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1 total messages Started by -= Zomola =- Fri, 16 Mar 2001 06:56
On a Bus
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Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 06:56
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On a Bus
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A lady gets on a bus in Boston and sits down in front of two Italian
men. She overhears the following:
"Emma come first, then I come. Two assa comma together. I come again.
Two assa comma together again. I pee twice. I come again."

The woman turns around and says indignantly:
"In our country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Ah, lady," says the man. "I'ma just learnin' to spell
'Mississippi'"

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