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2 total messages Started by -= Zomola =- Tue, 13 Mar 2001 06:43
Sex during pregnancy
#157
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 06:43
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Sex during pregnancy
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A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was OK to
have sex during her pregnancy.

He told them that during the first trimester they could do it
normal-style, during the second trimester they should do it dog-style
and during the third trimester they were limited to wolf-style.

"Wolf-style?" queried the husband, "whats that?"

"You lie next to the hole and howl!"

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Re: Sex during pregnancy
#156
Author: jimmybond
Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 19:17
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Rodeo Style is better  -  get her on her hands and knees, slip it in,
start off nice and slow and then say " Ah! just as good as your mother
last night" and see how long you can stay in the saddle!!!!  YeeHaw!!!!

-= Zomola =- wrote:

> Sex during pregnancy
> --------------------
>
> A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was OK to
> have sex during her pregnancy.
>
> He told them that during the first trimester they could do it
> normal-style, during the second trimester they should do it dog-style
> and during the third trimester they were limited to wolf-style.
>
> "Wolf-style?" queried the husband, "whats that?"
>
> "You lie next to the hole and howl!"
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Zomola's Website     :  http://www.humorplein.nl
>
> 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving
> School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator.
> Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball.
> New game: Beat Up Your Computer!
> MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size".
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =-
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> --
> |Fidonet:  -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33
> |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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