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Mon, 12 Mar 2001 06:40
The Lady and the Parrot
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 06:40
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 06:40
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The Lady and the Parrot ----------------------- A lady is walking down the street to work and see's a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager appologized profusly and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said," Yes?" The bird said, "You know." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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