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1 total messages Started by -= Zomola =- Sat, 10 Mar 2001 09:13

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Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 09:13

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Semen
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This one actually happened at Harvard University in October 1999 in a
biology class; the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found
in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as
in sugar?" "That's correct," responded the prof, going on to add
statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing,
the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly
what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied). She picked up
her books with out a word and walked out of class...and never
returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was
classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question,
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on
the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

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