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Thu, 08 Mar 2001 06:35
Their First Play
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Thu, 08 Mar 2001 06:35
Date: Thu, 08 Mar 2001 06:35
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Their First Play ---------------- Two little boys, both aged nine, were set to appear in their first play. The first boy had to say, "Ha fair maiden, I've come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to say, "Hark, a pistol shot." On opening night, the two boys were very nervous. It was their first time on stage and their parents were in the front row. The first little boy came out and said, "Ha fair maiden, I've come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap." The second little boy was so shook after the first kid goofed up, when he came out he said, "Hark! A pistol shit! A shishtel pit! Cow shit!! Bull shit!! I didn't want to be in this damned play anyway!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zomola's Website : http://www.humorplein.nl 15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator. Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball. New game: Beat Up Your Computer! MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size". --------------------------------------------------------- -= ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) -=- ZOMOLA's JOKE BOX (C) =- --------------------------------------------------------- -- |Fidonet: -= Zomola =- 2:280/1126.33 |Internet: zomola@madcat.xs4all.geenspam.nl
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