In the Groove

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1 total messages Started by -= Zomola =- Tue, 06 Mar 2001 12:35

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Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Tue, 06 Mar 2001 12:35

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In the Groove
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A guy enters a restaurant, and orders a milkshake, "Not too thick,
not too thin, but in the groove, man. In the groove!"

The cook hears this and gets mad, but just sends him the milkshake
without saying anything.

The guy then orders a box of fries, "Not too crisp, not too soft, but
in the groove, man.  In the groove!"

The cook is getting really mad at this, but he rolls up his sleeves
and gets him the box of fries.

Then the guy orders a hamburger, "Not too big, not too small, but in
the groove, man.  In the groove."

On hearing this, the cook storms out and charges up to the guy, "You
can just kiss my ass!!  Not too much to the left, not too much to the
right, but in the groove, man.  In the groove!"

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