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Sun, 04 Mar 2001 07:29
Welfare Mail
Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Sun, 04 Mar 2001 07:29
Date: Sun, 04 Mar 2001 07:29
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Welfare Mail
The following are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare
Department in applications for support.
1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had
seven but one died which was baptised on a half sheet of paper.
2. I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born
two years old. When do I get my money?
3. Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been
visited regularly by the clergy.
4. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why?
5. I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
6. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.
7. Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now
living with can't do anything until he knows.
8. I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son
illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he
was born.
9. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10
lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.
10. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of
which is a mistake as you can see.
11. My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I
haven't had any relief since.
12. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to
lead an immortal life.
13. You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any
difference?
14. I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and
works night and day.
15. I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with
the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If
things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
16. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to
twins in the enclosed envelope.
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Re: Welfare Mail
Author: The Unknown Joker
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 03:24
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 03:24
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Zomola Face it your a fish and noone here likes you so stop posting your dumb jokes here.
Re: Welfare Mail
Author: Wolf
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:27
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:27
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I actually enjoyed that joke. -- Wolf panzeer@mweb.co.za "The Unknown Joker" <Skywal1766@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:zCDo6.987$9o5.101693@news.goodnet.com... > Zomola Face it your a fish and noone here likes you so stop posting your > dumb jokes here. > >
Re: Welfare Mail
Author: Spitfire
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:33
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2001 05:33
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Wolf wrote: > panzeer@mweb.co.za > "The Unknown Joker" <Skywal1766@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:zCDo6.987$9o5.101693@news.goodnet.com... > > Zomola Face it your a fish and noone here likes you so stop posting your > > dumb jokes here. > > I actually enjoyed that joke. So it was good for you? -- Spitfire You done yet?
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