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Ways to annoy people and have a good time

1. Leave the Copy Machine set to ultra dark 300% and 99 copies.
2. Sit in your front yard pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see
   if they slow down.
3. Specify that your drive-thru order is to go.
4. If you have a glass eye, pat on it with a pen while talking to
   others.
5. Sing along while at the Opera.
6. When giving a lift to someone that you dont know very well, keep
   the windshield wipers running to "work them in."
7. Practise making fax and modem noises.
8. Reply to everything someone says by saying "Is that soooo, mmm"
   and go glass eyed on them.
9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and cc them to
   your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over
    your ears.
12. Dissassemble your pen and accidentally flip the cartridge across
    the room.
13. Holler random nubers while someone is counting.
14. Adjust the tint on the screen to green and insist to others that
    you like it better that way.
15. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
16. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a honking
    noise.
17. Type only in lower case on inportant memos, without punctuation
18. Steal all the orange road cones you can, and clock off all the
    parking spaces.
19. Skip rather than walk, and smile feverently at strangers.
20. Try to play the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger) by
    tapping on your chin, and when nearly done, announce "No, wait, I
    messed up" and repeat.
21. Ask people what gender they are.  Bob your head like a parakeet.
22. Stomp on about 60 of those little plastic ketchup packets one
    after another.
23. Ask your friends mysterious questions, scribbling all the while
    in a notebook, and mutter something like "Well thats what you
    think."
24. Tell friends about 4 days prior that you cant attend their party
    becaus you are not in the mood.

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15 new funny movies (MPG), a.o. Bill Clinton, Striptease, Driving
School, Axe commercial, Mr. Bean and The woman in the Elevator.
Games: Sesamstraat (Dutch) + Stripball.
New game: Beat Up Your Computer!
MP3: ao. Britney Spears parody "Boobies One More Size".

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