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Animal Trainer
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The last time the circus came to town an ad for an animal trainer was
placed in the local paper. Only two applicants showed up, a male and
a female. The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer so
he would choose the one with the best act.

At first glance it would appear that the female was much better
prepared as she came to the interview in a very long flowing cape and
with a whip and a chair. The guy only showed up with a cigar. She
looked more like a model than trainer.

The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man said Ladies
before Gentlemen.

The female asked for her special music to be played and once the
music started she entered the cage with a flurry of whip snapping.
She motioned the attendant to release the tiger. The tiger leaps into
the cage snarling. The young lady throws aside her whip, flings back
her cape and sits on the chair as naked as the day she was born. Our
tiger now circles her, sniffing the air and suddenly bounds to her,
puts its face between her legs and starts licking. She throws back
her head moaning, holding the tiger by the ears.

The Owner looks at the man and says: "That's quite an act. Think you
can do better than that?"

The man says: "No problem.......just get that damn tiger out of the
cage first..."

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