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Chinese Torture

Three worst Chinese torture tests

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost.
It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what
he could forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under
trees.

One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines
covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings in the
area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying
someone is home. He knocks on the door and an old man answers, with a
beard almost down to the ground. The old man squints his eyes and
asks, "What do you want?"

The man says, "I've been lost for the past three weeks and haven't
had a decent meal or sleep since that time. I would be most gracious
if I could have a meal and sleep in your house for tonight."

The old Chinese man says, "I'll let you come in on one condition: You
cannot mess around with my grandaughter."

The man, exhausted and hungry readily agrees, saying, "I promise I
won't cause you any trouble. I'll be on my way tommorrow morning."

The old Chinese man counters, "Ok, but if I do catch you then I'll
give you the three worst chinese torture tests ever known to man."

"Ok, Ok," the man said as he entered the old house. Besides, he
thought to himself, what kind of woman would live out in the
wilderness all her life? Well, that night, when the man came down to
eat (after showering), he saw how beautiful the grandaughter was.
She was an absolute pearl, and while he had only been lost three
weeks, it had been many, many months without companionship. And the
girl had only seen the occasional monk besides her grandfather and
well, they both couldn't keep their eyes off each other throughout
the meal. That night, the man snuck into the girls' bedroom and they
had quite a time, but had kept the noise down to a minimum.

The man crept back to his room later that night thinking to himself,
"Any three torture tests would be worth it after that experience."

Well, the next morning the man awoke to a heavy weight on his chest.
He opened his eyes and there was this huge rock on his chest. On the
rock was a sign saying,

"1st Chinese torture test: 100 lb rock on your chest".

"What a lame torture test," the man thought to himself as he got up
and walked over to the window. He opened the shutter and threw the
rock out.

On the backside of the rock is another sign saying,
"2nd worst Chinese torture test: Right testicle tied to rock."

The rock was too far out the window to be grabbed, so he jumps out
the window after the rock.

Outside the window is a third sign saying,
"3rd worst Chinese torture test: Left testicle tied to bedpost".

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