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Seminars For Men (given by Females)

 1.  Combating Stupidity
 2.  You, too, can do housework
 3.  PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
 4.  How to fill an ice tray
 5.  We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
 6.  Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at
     4:00a.m.
 7.  Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, 'Don't wash my
     silks')
 8.  Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
 9.  Get a life -- learn to cook
10.  How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
11.  Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12.  Understanding your financial incompetence
13.  You -- The Weaker Sex
14.  Reasons to give flowers
15.  How to stay awake after sex
16.  Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
     bathroom
17.  Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
18.  You can fall asleep without 'it' if you really try
19.  The morning dilemma if 'It's' awake.- Take a shower
20.  I'll wear it if I damn well please
21.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly 'No, it's not a bidet')
22.  'The weekend' and 'sports' are not synonyms
23.  Give me a break!- Why we know your excuses are bullshit
24.  How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25.  The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
26.  Romanticism -- Ideas other than sex
27.  Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28.  Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
29.  Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
30.  You, too, can be a designated driver
31.  Seeing the true you (formerly 'No, you don't look like Mel
     Gibson, ----- especially when naked!')
32.  Changing your underwear -- It really works
33.  The Attainable Goal -- Omitting 'TITS' from your vocabulary
34.  Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is NOT necessary
35.  Techniques for calling home

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