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Science Experiment
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As class began the 2nd grade teacher announced to the children that
they would start the day with a science experiment.  She would go
around the class and place something in each students mouth to
demonstrate their sense of taste and, with eyes closed, if they could
guess what it was, they would receive an A for their science grade
that day.

She went up to little Susie and said "close your eyes and taste
this". Placing a jellybean in the little girls mouth, she asked,
"now what is it Susie"?  "Oh teacher, that's a jellybean" she
replied. The teacher said "very good Susie, you get an A".

She then went to little Joey and said "close your eyes Joey and taste
this".  She placed a pinch of sugar in the childs mouth and asked if
he could tell what it was.  "Teacher", he replied, "that tastes like
sugar".  "Very good", said the teacher, "you get an A".

Next, she went to little Mary and asked her to close her eyes.  She
placed a piece of alka seltzer on her tongue and asked if she could
identify it.  Mary tasted it for a minute, rolling it around in her
mouth, and said "I'm sorry teacher, I don't know what this is".  The
teacher said "try real hard, think about it".  Mary tasted it for
another minute and said "I just don't know".  The teacher said "Mary
do you want a clue"?  Mary said "oh yes teacher, please".  So the
teacher said "Mary, when your father goes out drinking with all of
his friends and he comes home real late at night, and he's drunk and
not feeling to good, what's the first thing your mother gives him"?

Little Johnny yells out from the back of the room "spit it out Mary,
it's a piece of ass"!

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