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Two New Words
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Johnny comes home from school one day and his mother says,
"Hi Johnny, what did you lear in school today?"

Johnny: "I learned 2 new words but don't know what they mean."
Mom: "OK, tell me what they are and I'll see if I can help."
Johnny: "Well, the first word was 'pussy'."
Mom: "Hmmm, well Johnny, you know our kitty cat?"
Johnny: "Yea."
Mom: "Well that's a pussy."
Johnny: "Oh, I see."
Mom: "What was the second word?"
Johnny: "The second word was 'bitch'."
The mother thinks for a while and says to Johnny, "That's not
important, now you run outside and play."

A few hours later the father pulls in the drive and sees Johnny
playing. He asks, "Hi Johnny, what did you do in school today?"

Johnny: "I learned 2 new words but I'm not sure what they mean."
Dad: "Tell me what they are and I'll tell you what they mean."
Johnny: "The first word is 'pussy'."
Dad: "Well Johnny, have you ever seen your Mom come out of the
shower?"
Johnny: "Yea."
Dad: "Did you notice the patch of hair between her legs?"
Johnny: "Yea."
Dad: "Well if you were to draw a circle around that patch of hair,
that would be the pussy. Everything inside the circle is the pussy."
Johnny: "Oh, I see."

Dad: "What was the second word?"
Johnny: "Bitch."
Dad: "Well remember the circle? Everything outside the circle is the
bitch!"

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