The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

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Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 08:38

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The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School:

10.  Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins
     and only because they haven't had sex yet.
 9.  Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just
     sucks.
 8.  After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you
     feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
 7.  You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
 6.  Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to
     drink.
 5.  Sex releives stress, school is the cause of stress.
 4.  Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
 3.  After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
 2.  Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is
     still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

     And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is......

 1.  At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
     At school your teachers screw you regardless!!!

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