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Article #2Re: make money easy!
From: Ron McGregor
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 00:00
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 00:00
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Listen, will idiots like you please keep off our group. This is not a money
group, this is a discussion group.
This is za.politics, which means that we have some contacts in the business
of African medicinal practices. You are now advised that I have slaughtered
three goats and a chicken, and placed a powerful magic on you. As a result
of this, you will not make any money, and what you have will be lost. Your
wife will dislike you, and begin sleeping with other men. You will be found
out in all your indiscretions, and made to look and feel absolutely stupid.
You will also have very bad luck in everything you do, including cards.
You will probably contract an STD from shaking hands with an inflatable doll
of dubious previous ownership, and your dog will turn against you. Your
daughter will marry a man you cannot stand, who will make lewd and
suggestive comments about his sex life with her. You will get a paunch, and
be generally regarded as a slob by all who know you. You will have friends,
but they will bring you no joy, because they will not be the kind of friends
that you hoped for. They will be the only kind of friends that you can
get - slobs like you. They will all be into dubious schemes for making
money out of the Net. All of which will fail.
You will lose whatever jobs you can get, not because of affirmative action,
but because you are genuinely useless in any position, including serving in
Parliament or on a government appointed Commission.
You will suffer from insomnia and indigestion, and wish that you had never
been born, or at least not sent this stupid posting to our newsgroup.
If you wish this spell to be lifted, you will please submit an apology,
under your own genuine name, to each of the newsgroups you have bothered
with this thing. You will also donate the equivalent of one hundred pounds
sterling to the medical charity Medecin sans Frontieres.
In the meantime, suffer!
inmoney wrote in message <36793E3E.117E8AC2@cool.url.com.tw>...
Do you want to get much money?
come in
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10bebc,191fafbe24d784bf,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10bebc,public X-Google-Thread: 10cd72,191fafbe24d784bf,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10cd72,public X-Google-Thread: 108848,191fafbe24d784bf,start X-Google-Attributes: gid108848,public X-Google-Thread: 107d8b,191fafbe24d784bf,start X-Google-Attributes: gid107d8b,public From: "Ron McGregor" <ronmac@iafrica.com> Subject: Re: make money easy! Date: 1998/12/17 Message-ID: <75bsie$fss$1@nnrp01.iafrica.com> X-Deja-AN: 423384042 References: <36793E3E.117E8AC2@cool.url.com.tw> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.2106.4 X-Complaints-To: abuse@iafrica.com X-Trace: nnrp01.iafrica.com 913929614 16284 196.31.82.213 (17 Dec 1998 21:20:14 GMT) Organization: UUNET Internet Africa NNTP-Posting-Date: 17 Dec 1998 21:20:14 GMT Newsgroups: za.misc,za.politics,a.bsu.programming,a.bsu.religion