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Tasslehoff wrote:
> 
> i am doing a science fair project and would greatly appreciate  
> it if you fill this out and mail it to me at iq_tester@hotmail.com.  > Thanks
> 
>                 Science Fair I.Q. Test
> 
> NAME:
Rick Boyd
> AGE:
Golden Oldie
> EDUCATION:
Dubious
> 
> What doesn't belong in these groups?
> 
> 1) school dog cinema church
church. I've been in a school, a dog and a cinema, but never in a church
> 2) carrot cabbage turnip orange
cabbage. you can do things to young ladies with the others
> 3) mountain valley peak ridge
how would I know? We don't have any of them in Western Australia.
> 
> What is the missing number?
> 
> 4) 4, 6, 8, _?_, 12, 14, 16
10. Flyhalfs are unreliable bastards and often go missing
> 5) 23, 20, 17, _?_, 11, 8, 5
14. The winger is off shagging a blonde, leaving his fellow winger to
entertain the reserves and two moron forwards with tales of shagging
blondes.
> 6) 4, 9, 16, _?_, 36, 49, 64
25. This is the number of blondes a good winger can pull in one week.
> 
> What 2 words are connect to these words.
>         ex. baseball sport     to       math subject
> 
> 7) apple, fruit    { oak grass field orange tree wool }
apple- computer: fruit - soccer player. No, that can't be right.
> 8) sit, chair      { table cloth bed blanket wake sleep }
ideal for Kama Sutra position number 96
> 9) girl, sister    { father brother mother boy man son }
you can sleep with a girl, but you can't sleep with your sister?
> 10) tongue, taste   { walk ear leg arm see hand }
Sisters are out again.
> 
> Which 2 words don't belong
> 
> 11) water beer bread lemonade cake milk
water and milk. Actually rule out bread, lemonade and cake as well.
> 12) sit run rest stop stand look
run and look. The others are all things that forwards do.
> 13) malice jealousy greed kindness envy stupidity
greed and kindness. The others are how forwards feel about backs.
> 14) tall arrogant timid proud fierce boastful
arrogant and fierce. The others describe forwwards.
> 
> Use this passage to answer the following questions
> 
>         A tank holds 20 liters of water.  When a tap over it is
> turned on water flows in at a rate of 4 liters per minute.
> When the plug is pulled from the bottom water drains at
> 6 liters a minute.
> 
> 15) With the tank empty how many minutes will it take to fill if
>     the tap is turned on?
Who cares. Get your wife to fill the fucking tank.
> 16) With the tank full, how long will it take to drain?
Five minutes. Or, if the tank contains 20 litres of beer at a rugby
function, 30 seconds.
> 17) The tank is full. The plug is pulled out for 2 minutes.
>     Then the tap is turned on for 3 minutes with the plug still
>     out.  How many liters will be left?
Look, make your fucking mind up. Do you want it empty or full?
> 
> Solve
> 
> 18) x + 3 = 9 - 2x
Um. Four x?
> 19) name the 3 primary colors
Black, silver and white.
> 20) what is the maxium number of terms a president can serve for?
Does the president play tennis?




























- Rick Boyd