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Tas@dragon.lance.com (Tasslehoff) wrote:


>1) school dog cinema church

Church... Church _never_ belongs.

>2) carrot cabbage turnip orange

Cabbage... Cabbage makes you fart... The others don't.

>3) mountain valley peak ridge

Mountain... It's too long of a word.

>What is the missing number?

>4) 4, 6, 8, _?_, 12, 14, 16

42

>5) 23, 20, 17, _?_, 11, 8, 5

42

>6) 4, 9, 16, _?_, 36, 49, 64

42

>Which 2 words don't belong

>11) water beer bread lemonade cake milk

lemonade and bread... I just don't enjoy them.

>12) sit run rest stop stand look

run and look... They take up too much time in my books...

>13) malice jealousy greed kindness envy stupidity

kindness and stupidity... Two things that aren't part of my
personality.

>14) tall arrogant timid proud fierce boastful

arrogant and fierce... The only two things on this list I can be
accused of being

>Use this passage to answer the following questions

>	A tank holds 20 liters of water.  When a tap over it is
>turned on water flows in at a rate of 4 liters per minute.
>When the plug is pulled from the bottom water drains at 
>6 liters a minute.

>15) With the tank empty how many minutes will it take to fill if
>    the tap is turned on?

I don't care... 

>16) With the tank full, how long will it take to drain?

Too long.

>17) The tank is full. The plug is pulled out for 2 minutes.
>    Then the tap is turned on for 3 minutes with the plug still
>    out.  How many liters will be left?	

Enough to quench my thirst.

>Solve

>18) x + 3 = 9 - 2x 

Fish.

>20) what is the maxium number of terms a president can serve for?

Depends on what country you're talking about, I guess... Or is this
test culturally biased?



"A man has two things in this world... His word, and his balls...
 Or is that three things?"

	-Jeff Goldblum - Deep Cover

Take it EEZ...

Mat. <tetsuo@interlog.com>