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From: Mat Simmons
Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2001 16:16

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Another mailbit


Today's MailBits.com Joke:

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you
get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes
intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me
the answer to this.  What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it
right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming,
"Come on coach, give him another chance!"

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Funny Thoughts
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
- Woody Allen
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QUICK WIT:

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zigzag?

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Subject: JOKE2
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