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liked this one out of the 3 matt

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Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Another mailbit
>
>
> Today's MailBits.com Joke:
>
> A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
> looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
> let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
> So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you
> get it right, you can play."
>
> The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes
> intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me
> the answer to this.  What is two plus two?"
>
> The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
>
> "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it
> right.
>
> At that, all the other players on the team began screaming,
> "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> Funny Thoughts
> "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
> - Woody Allen
> -------------------------------------------------------------
>
> QUICK WIT:
>
> Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
> zigzag?
>


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