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Good innit

> From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2001 17:08:35 +0100
> Subject: Re: JOKE2
> 
> liked this one out of the 3 matt
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> Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B705AEF1.7018%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> Another mailbit
>> 
>> 
>> Today's MailBits.com Joke:
>> 
>> A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
>> looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
>> let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
>> So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you
>> get it right, you can play."
>> 
>> The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes
>> intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me
>> the answer to this.  What is two plus two?"
>> 
>> The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
>> 
>> "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it
>> right.
>> 
>> At that, all the other players on the team began screaming,
>> "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
>> 
>> -------------------------------------------------------------
>> Funny Thoughts
>> "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
>> - Woody Allen
>> -------------------------------------------------------------
>> 
>> QUICK WIT:
>> 
>> Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>> zigzag?
>> 
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