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Re: Joke

#302
From: jane.faulkner
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 05:15
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hi rinkie,
is this thread confusing or is it just me?
:-)
redstar <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message
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> rinkie says "hi !"
>
> :-)
>
>
> "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:6iLv6.41469$bL.3971226@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > Getting a bit lost now????????????????? lol
> > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:B6E5140F.183C%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > dont think your gonna get rid of me.
> > > If u carry on ill just ignore u!
> > >
> > > > From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com>
> > > > Organization: nick gordon is my bitch
> > > > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > > Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 21:03:39 +0100
> > > > Subject: Re: Joke
> > > >
> > > > did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > >> If u think im gay then u really are sad!
> > > >>
> > > >> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > > >> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > >> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > >> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000
> > > >> Subject: Re: Joke
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Oh shit,he fancies me  lol
> > > >> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > >> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
> > > >> LOL
> > > >>
> > > >> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > > >> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > >> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > >> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
> > > >> Subject: Re: Joke
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
> > > >> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > >> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
> > > >> LOL
> > > >> Mat
> > > >>
> > > >> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > > >> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > >> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > >> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
> > > >> Subject: Re: Joke
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
> > > >> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > >> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
> > > >>
> > > >> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > > >> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > >> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > >> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
> > > >> Subject: Re: Joke
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
> > > >> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > >> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> > > >> LOL good joke :-)
> > > >>
> > > >> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
> > > >> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > > >> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > > >> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
> > > >> Subject: Joke
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
> > > >> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
> > > >> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
> > > >> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
> > > >> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
> > > >> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
> > > >> teenager you will learn all about that."
> > > >>
> > > >> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
> > > >> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
> > > >> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
> > > >> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
> > > >> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
> > > >> for Sunday night."
> > > >>
> > > >> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
> > > >> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
> > > >> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
> > > >> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
> > > >> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
> > > >> night!" the dad answers.
> > > >>
> > > >> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
> > > >> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
> > > >>
> > > >> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
> > > >> that one is for January, one for February, one
> > > >> for March. . . .
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> --
> > > >> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
> > > >> The Time  But Not All The Time
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
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> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
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> > >
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