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Article #303Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:32
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 23:32
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Whos Rinkie?? > From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> > Organization: ntlworld News Service > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 06:15:48 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > hi rinkie, > is this thread confusing or is it just me? > :-) > redstar <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message > news:99oh0k$3s7$1@uranium.btinternet.com... >> rinkie says "hi !" >> >> :-) >> >> >> "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >> news:6iLv6.41469$bL.3971226@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com... >>> Getting a bit lost now????????????????? lol >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E5140F.183C%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> dont think your gonna get rid of me. >>>> If u carry on ill just ignore u! >>>> >>>>> From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com> >>>>> Organization: nick gordon is my bitch >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 21:03:39 +0100 >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>> >>>>> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> If u think im gay then u really are sad! >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Oh shit,he fancies me lol >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>>>>> LOL >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>>>>> LOL >>>>>> Mat >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> LOL good joke :-) >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>>>>> >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>>>>> for Sunday night." >>>>>> >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>>>>> night!" the dad answers. >>>>>> >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>>>>> >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>>>>> for March. . . . >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> >> > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.237 / Virus Database: 115 - Release Date: 07/03/01 > >
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