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From: robbo58
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43
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Re: JokeI take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
LOL good joke :-)
From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
Subject: Joke
This father needs to go to the drug store, and
decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
They are walking down the isle with many boxes
of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The
father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
teenager you will learn all about that."
They continue down the isle when suddenly the
boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
when you are in high school, you will learn that one
is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
for Sunday night."
The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
"Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
night!" the dad answers.
Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
"Well, son, when you are married you will learn
that one is for January, one for February, one
for March. . . .
--=20
You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF=20
The Time But Not All The Time
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I take it u know what LOL=20
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<DIV>"Mat Simmons" <<A=20
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good joke :-)<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"m.clare"=20
<m.clare@ntlworld.com><BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News=20
Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: =
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Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000<BR><B>Subject: =
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night, and one<BR>for Sunday night."<BR><BR>The boy seems satisfied =
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Saturday=20
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twelve?"<BR><BR>"Well, son, when you are married you will =
learn<BR>that one=20
is for January, one for February, one<BR>for March. . . =
.<BR><BR><BR>--=20
<BR>You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF <BR>The Time But Not =
All The=20
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