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Re: Joke

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From: robbo58
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43
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Re: JokeI take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  LOL good joke :-)


    From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
    Organization: ntlworld News Service
    Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
    Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
    Subject: Joke




    This father needs to go to the drug store, and
    decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
    They are walking down the isle with many boxes
    of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
    his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
    father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
    teenager you will learn all about that."

    They continue down the isle when suddenly the
    boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
    why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
    when you are in high school, you will learn that one
    is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
    for Sunday night."

    The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
    he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
    "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
    you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
    night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
    night!" the dad answers.

    Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
    pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

    "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
    that one is for January, one for February, one
    for March. . . .


    --=20
    You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF=20
    The Time  But Not All The Time





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  good joke :-)<BR>
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