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Re: Joke

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From: robbo58
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 18:01
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Re: JokeNow you tell us

How come the date on your mail is dated the 25th?
  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E28D3A.177A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  Only asa JOKE divvy



    From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
    Organization: ntlworld News Service
    Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
    Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:18:58 -0000
    Subject: Re: Joke




    Correct me if I'm wrong Mat
    you called us sad ppl

      "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E25785.1714%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
      I didnt.
      I just told m.Clare that it was a good joke.
      SLUT.



        From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
        Organization: ntlworld News Service
        Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
        Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:50:00 -0000
        Subject: Re: Joke




        Oh yes you did !!!!!!!!!!!!

          "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E24514.16F7%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
          Did NOT
          LOL
          Mat


            From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
            Organization: ntlworld News Service
            Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
            Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 11:33:59 -0000
            Subject: Re: Joke




            He started it  LOL

              "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> wrote =
in message news:xw%u6.25368$Q4.4429777@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
              ROB !!!!!!!!!!!!
              LOL

                robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
                You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????

  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!

  From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
  Organization: ntlworld News Service
  Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
  Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
  Subject: Re: Joke


  I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
  Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
      LOL good joke :-)

      From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
      Organization: ntlworld News Service
      Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
      Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
      Subject: Joke


      This father needs to go to the drug store, and
      decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
      They are walking down the isle with many boxes
      of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
      his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
      father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
      teenager you will learn all about that."

      They continue down the isle when suddenly the
      boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
      why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
      when you are in high school, you will learn that one
      is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
      for Sunday night."

      The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
      he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
      "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
      you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
      night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
      night!" the dad answers.

      Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
      pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

      "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
      that one is for January, one for February, one
      for March. . . .


      --=20
      You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF=20
      The Time  But Not All The Time






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  asa JOKE divvy<BR><BR>
  <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
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  <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>Correct me if I'm wrong =
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      just told m.Clare that it was a good joke.<BR>SLUT.<BR><BR>
      <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
        &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld =
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        Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: =

        </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:50:00 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re:=20
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      <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>Oh yes you did=20
        !!!!!!!!!!!!<BR></FONT></FONT>
        <BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote =
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          NOT<BR>LOL<BR>Mat<BR>
          <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
            &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: =
</B>ntlworld News=20
            Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: =
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            Joke<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
          <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>He started it=20
            &nbsp;LOL<BR></FONT></FONT>
            <BLOCKQUOTE>"jane.faulkner"=20
              &lt;jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in =
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              <BLOCKQUOTE>robbo58 &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in=20
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  Loser!!!!!<BR><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
  &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News=20
  Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: =
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  Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR><BR><BR><FONT=20
  size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>I take it u know what LOL =
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  ever take the piss out of the=20
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