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Re: Joke

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From: robbo58
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 18:09
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Re: JokeNo problem with kids Mat,I've got 2 of my own
maybe next time u should think before u write anything,
If u are 12 then I admit I was wrong,but as some of the
other guy's will tell u there are a lot of weird people on the =
net,better safe than sorry,that's what I say.
  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E28D14.1779%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  U really hav gotta prob with Kids avnt u?


    From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com>
    Organization: ntlworld News Service
    Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
    Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:31:52 -0000
    Subject: Re: Joke




    hehehehe
    you gotta smile!!!!!!

      robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:022v6.25650$Q4.4499070@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
      Oh shit,he fancies me  lol

        "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
        Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
        LOL


          From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
          Organization: ntlworld News Service
          Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
          Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
          Subject: Re: Joke




          So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol

            "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
            Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
            LOL
            Mat


              From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
              Organization: ntlworld News Service
              Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
              Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
              Subject: Re: Joke




              You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????

                "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in =
message news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
                Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!


  From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
  Organization: ntlworld News Service
  Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
  Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
  Subject: Re: Joke




  I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
  Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  LOL good joke :-)

  From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
  Organization: ntlworld News Service
  Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
  Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
  Subject: Joke


  This father needs to go to the drug store, and
  decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
  They are walking down the isle with many boxes
  of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
  his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
  father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
  teenager you will learn all about that."

  They continue down the isle when suddenly the
  boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
  why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
  when you are in high school, you will learn that one
  is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
  for Sunday night."

  The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
  he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
  "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
  you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
  night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
  night!" the dad answers.

  Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
  pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

  "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
  that one is for January, one for February, one
  for March. . . .


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  The Time  But Not All The Time














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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>No problem with kids Mat,I've got 2 of =
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>maybe next time u should think before u =
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  really hav gotta prob with Kids avnt u?<BR>
  <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"jane.faulkner"=20
    &lt;jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: =
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  <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>hehehehe<BR>you gotta=20
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>robbo58 &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in message=20
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      size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>Oh shit,he fancies me =
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      <BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote =
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        there more than 35" wide Such as yours!<BR>LOL<BR>
        <BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
          &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld =
News=20
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        <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>So your a arse =
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          then?????????? lol<BR></FONT></FONT>
          <BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.com&gt; =
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            Fat ones Like yours!!!!!<BR>LOL<BR>Mat<BR>
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            <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>You got a =
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Up my ass=20
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  </B>"robbo58" &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR><B>Organization: =
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  21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR><BR>
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