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Re: Joke

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From: Suzie
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10
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Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
LOL

"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
> LOL
>
> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
> Subject: Re: Joke
>
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> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
> LOL
> Mat
>
> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
> Subject: Re: Joke
>
>
> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>
> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
> Subject: Re: Joke
>
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> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> LOL good joke :-)
>
> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
> Subject: Joke
>
>
> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
> teenager you will learn all about that."
>
> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
> for Sunday night."
>
> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
> night!" the dad answers.
>
> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>
> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
> that one is for January, one for February, one
> for March. . . .
>
>
> --
> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
> The Time  But Not All The Time
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From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
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