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Article #329Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 01:24
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 01:24
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UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! LOL :-) > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > Organization: ntlworld News Service > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got > a larger butt than mine eh!! lol > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide >> LOL >> >>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> >>> Organization: BT Internet >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! >>> LOL >>> >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>>> LOL >>>> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>> >>>> >>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>>> LOL >>>> Mat >>>> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>> >>>> >>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>>> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>> >>>> >>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> LOL good joke :-) >>>> >>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>>> Subject: Joke >>>> >>>> >>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>>> >>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>>> for Sunday night." >>>> >>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>>> night!" the dad answers. >>>> >>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>>> >>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>>> for March. . . . >>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>>> The Time But Not All The Time >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> > >
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