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Article #330Re: Joke
From: robbo58
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 17:29
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 17:29
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YOU WOULD lol "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! > I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! > LOL > :-) > > > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > Organization: ntlworld News Service > > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 > > Subject: Re: Joke > > > > Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got > > a larger butt than mine eh!! lol > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide > >> LOL > >> > >>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> > >>> Organization: BT Internet > >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 > >>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>> > >>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! > >>> LOL > >>> > >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! > >>>> LOL > >>>> > >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 > >>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol > >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! > >>>> LOL > >>>> Mat > >>>> > >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 > >>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? > >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! > >>>> > >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 > >>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" > >>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>> LOL good joke :-) > >>>> > >>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> > >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 > >>>> Subject: Joke > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and > >>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. > >>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes > >>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops > >>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The > >>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a > >>>> teenager you will learn all about that." > >>>> > >>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the > >>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, > >>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, > >>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one > >>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one > >>>> for Sunday night." > >>>> > >>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as > >>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. > >>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, > >>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday > >>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday > >>>> night!" the dad answers. > >>>> > >>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE > >>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" > >>>> > >>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn > >>>> that one is for January, one for February, one > >>>> for March. . . . > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> -- > >>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF > >>>> The Time But Not All The Time > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> > >> > > > > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10b8e6,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid10b8e6,public X-Google-Thread: 102172,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid102172,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-03-26 09:34:10 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!supernews.google.com!sn-xit-03!supernews.com!news-out.usenetserver.com!news-out-sjo.usenetserver.com!diablo.theplanet.net!btnet-peer!btnet-peer0!btnet!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!news6-win.server.ntlworld.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat References: <nf6u6.16001$Q4.3024796@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <2o8u6.16668$Q4.3144055@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <MC1v6.35056$bL.3183372@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <99iutd$l16$1@neptunium.btinternet.com> <B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <23ov6.28616$Q4.5042419@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> Subject: Re: Joke Lines: 132 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Message-ID: <b%Kv6.41379$bL.3963401@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100 NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.252.153.96 X-Complaints-To: abuse@ntlworld.com X-Trace: news6-win.server.ntlworld.com 985627719 62.252.153.96 (Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:28:39 BST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:28:39 BST Organization: ntlworld News Service