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Re: Joke

#330
From: robbo58
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 17:29
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YOU WOULD  lol
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink!
> LOL
> :-)
>
> > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100
> > Subject: Re: Joke
> >
> > Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got
> > a larger butt than mine eh!!  lol
> > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide
> >> LOL
> >>
> >>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
> >>> Organization: BT Internet
> >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000
> >>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>
> >>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
> >>> LOL
> >>>
> >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
> >>>> LOL
> >>>>
> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
> >>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
> >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
> >>>> LOL
> >>>> Mat
> >>>>
> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
> >>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
> >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
> >>>>
> >>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
> >>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
> >>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>> LOL good joke :-)
> >>>>
> >>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
> >>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
> >>>> Subject: Joke
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
> >>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
> >>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
> >>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
> >>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
> >>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
> >>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
> >>>>
> >>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
> >>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
> >>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
> >>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
> >>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
> >>>> for Sunday night."
> >>>>
> >>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
> >>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
> >>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
> >>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
> >>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
> >>>> night!" the dad answers.
> >>>>
> >>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
> >>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
> >>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
> >>>> for March. . . .
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> --
> >>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
> >>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >
> >
>
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From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
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