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Re: Joke

#333
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 03:57
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UHH no just my huge imagination.


> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100
> Subject: Re: Joke
> 
> YOU WOULD  lol
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink!
>> LOL
>> :-)
>> 
>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got
>>> a larger butt than mine eh!!  lol
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide
>>>> LOL
>>>> 
>>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
>>>>> Organization: BT Internet
>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000
>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
>>>>> LOL
>>>>> 
>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>> Mat
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
>>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
>>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>>>> LOL good joke :-)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
>>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
>>>>>> Subject: Joke
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
>>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
>>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
>>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
>>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
>>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
>>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
>>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
>>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
>>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
>>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
>>>>>> for Sunday night."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
>>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
>>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
>>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
>>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
>>>>>> night!" the dad answers.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
>>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
>>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
>>>>>> for March. . . .
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
>>>>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
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>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
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Subject: Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com>
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