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Article #333Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 03:57
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 03:57
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UHH no just my huge imagination. > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > Organization: ntlworld News Service > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > YOU WOULD lol > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! >> LOL >> :-) >> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got >>> a larger butt than mine eh!! lol >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide >>>> LOL >>>> >>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> >>>>> Organization: BT Internet >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>> >>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! >>>>> LOL >>>>> >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>>>>> LOL >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>>>>> LOL >>>>>> Mat >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>>>>> LOL good joke :-) >>>>>> >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>>>>> Subject: Joke >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>>>>> >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>>>>> for Sunday night." >>>>>> >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>>>>> night!" the dad answers. >>>>>> >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>>>>> >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>>>>> for March. . . . >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >> > >
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