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Article #334Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 04:00
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 04:00
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non of your buisness! > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > Organization: ntlworld News Service > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:40:54 +0100 > Subject: Re: Joke > > who? > "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message > news:99lojj$ksk$3@uranium.btinternet.com... >> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ? >> >> >> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>> If u think im gay then u really are sad! >>> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> >>> Oh shit,he fancies me lol >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! >>> LOL >>> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> >>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! >>> LOL >>> Mat >>> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> >>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! >>> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 >>> Subject: Re: Joke >>> >>> >>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" >>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message >>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... >>> LOL good joke :-) >>> >>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat >>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 >>> Subject: Joke >>> >>> >>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and >>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. >>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes >>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops >>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The >>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a >>> teenager you will learn all about that." >>> >>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the >>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, >>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, >>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one >>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one >>> for Sunday night." >>> >>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as >>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. >>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, >>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday >>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday >>> night!" the dad answers. >>> >>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE >>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" >>> >>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn >>> that one is for January, one for February, one >>> for March. . . . >>> >>> >>> -- >>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF >>> The Time But Not All The Time >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> > >
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