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Re: Joke

#334
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 04:00
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non of your buisness!

> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:40:54 +0100
> Subject: Re: Joke
> 
> who?
> "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com> wrote in message
> news:99lojj$ksk$3@uranium.btinternet.com...
>> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ?
>> 
>> 
>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>> If u think im gay then u really are sad!
>>> 
>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Oh shit,he fancies me  lol
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
>>> LOL
>>> 
>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> 
>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
>>> LOL
>>> Mat
>>> 
>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> 
>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>>> 
>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>> LOL good joke :-)
>>> 
>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
>>> Subject: Joke
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
>>> 
>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
>>> for Sunday night."
>>> 
>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
>>> night!" the dad answers.
>>> 
>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>>> 
>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
>>> for March. . . .
>>> 
>>> 
>>> --
>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
>>> 
>>> 
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>>> 
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Subject: Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com>
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