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Re: Joke

#335
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 04:04
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redstar was trying 2 get to me ... but it didnt work.

> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:49:25 +0100
> Subject: Re: Joke
> 
> Getting a bit lost now????????????????? lol
> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:B6E5140F.183C%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>> dont think your gonna get rid of me.
>> If u carry on ill just ignore u!
>> 
>>> From: "redstar" <redstar@redstar.com>
>>> Organization: nick gordon is my bitch
>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 21:03:39 +0100
>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>> 
>>> did i see you in the "rinky-tinkie" club ?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>> news:B6E371D9.17C5%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> If u think im gay then u really are sad!
>>>> 
>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20:36 -0000
>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Oh shit,he fancies me  lol
>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
>>>> LOL
>>>> 
>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
>>>> LOL
>>>> Mat
>>>> 
>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
>>>> 
>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
>>>> LOL good joke :-)
>>>> 
>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
>>>> Subject: Joke
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
>>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
>>>> 
>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
>>>> for Sunday night."
>>>> 
>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
>>>> night!" the dad answers.
>>>> 
>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
>>>> 
>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
>>>> for March. . . .
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
>>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
>>>> 
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Subject: Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com>
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