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Re: Joke

#336
From: robbo58
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 20:16
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You can say that again !!!!!
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> UHH no just my huge imagination.
>
>
> > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> > Organization: ntlworld News Service
> > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100
> > Subject: Re: Joke
> >
> > YOU WOULD  lol
> > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
> >> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink!
> >> LOL
> >> :-)
> >>
> >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100
> >>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>
> >>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got
> >>> a larger butt than mine eh!!  lol
> >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide
> >>>> LOL
> >>>>
> >>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com>
> >>>>> Organization: BT Internet
> >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000
> >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large!
> >>>>> LOL
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
> >>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
> >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
> >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
> >>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>> Mat
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
> >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
> >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
> >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
> >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
> >>>>>> LOL good joke :-)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
> >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service
> >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
> >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
> >>>>>> Subject: Joke
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and
> >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
> >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes
> >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
> >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
> >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
> >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the
> >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
> >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
> >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one
> >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
> >>>>>> for Sunday night."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
> >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
> >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
> >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
> >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
> >>>>>> night!" the dad answers.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
> >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
> >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one
> >>>>>> for March. . . .
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> --
> >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF
> >>>>>> The Time  But Not All The Time
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >
> >
>
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From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
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