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Article #336Re: Joke
From: robbo58
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 20:16
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 20:16
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You can say that again !!!!! "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > UHH no just my huge imagination. > > > > From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > > Organization: ntlworld News Service > > Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > > Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 18:29:12 +0100 > > Subject: Re: Joke > > > > YOU WOULD lol > > "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > > news:B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >> UUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! > >> I think I just sawnokkys but shrink! > >> LOL > >> :-) > >> > >>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>> Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 16:22:12 +0100 > >>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>> > >>> Cheer's Mat ! at least someone's got > >>> a larger butt than mine eh!! lol > >>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>> news:B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>> U should see nokkys thats 45" wide > >>>> LOL > >>>> > >>>>> From: "Suzie" <suzie.clem@mebtinternet.com> > >>>>> Organization: BT Internet > >>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 20:10:25 -0000 > >>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>>> > >>>>> Oooooooooohhhhh my that's large! > >>>>> LOL > >>>>> > >>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>>> news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>>>> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! > >>>>>> LOL > >>>>>> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>>>> news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>>>> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! > >>>>>> LOL > >>>>>> Mat > >>>>>> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>>>> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>>>> news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>>>> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! > >>>>>> > >>>>>> From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 > >>>>>> Subject: Re: Joke > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" > >>>>>> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >>>>>> "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message > >>>>>> news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... > >>>>>> LOL good joke :-) > >>>>>> > >>>>>> From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> > >>>>>> Organization: ntlworld News Service > >>>>>> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat > >>>>>> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 > >>>>>> Subject: Joke > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> This father needs to go to the drug store, and > >>>>>> decides to take his 5-year old son with him. > >>>>>> They are walking down the isle with many boxes > >>>>>> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops > >>>>>> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The > >>>>>> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a > >>>>>> teenager you will learn all about that." > >>>>>> > >>>>>> They continue down the isle when suddenly the > >>>>>> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, > >>>>>> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, > >>>>>> when you are in high school, you will learn that one > >>>>>> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one > >>>>>> for Sunday night." > >>>>>> > >>>>>> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as > >>>>>> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. > >>>>>> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, > >>>>>> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday > >>>>>> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday > >>>>>> night!" the dad answers. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE > >>>>>> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" > >>>>>> > >>>>>> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn > >>>>>> that one is for January, one for February, one > >>>>>> for March. . . . > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> -- > >>>>>> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF > >>>>>> The Time But Not All The Time > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> > >> > > > > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 102172,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid102172,public X-Google-Thread: 10b8e6,29fd781b7f595925 X-Google-Attributes: gid10b8e6,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-03-26 12:22:23 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!supernews.google.com!sn-xit-03!supernews.com!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!63.208.208.143!feed2.onemain.com!feed1.onemain.com!fr.clara.net!heighliner.fr.clara.net!grolier!btnet-peer0!btnet!news5-gui.server.ntli.net!ntli.net!news2-win.server.ntlworld.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat References: <nf6u6.16001$Q4.3024796@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <2o8u6.16668$Q4.3144055@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <MC1v6.35056$bL.3183372@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <99iutd$l16$1@neptunium.btinternet.com> <B6E3B7DF.181A%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <23ov6.28616$Q4.5042419@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E52BD0.197F%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> <b%Kv6.41379$bL.3963401@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com> <B6E54FA8.1C05%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> Subject: Re: Joke Lines: 147 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Message-ID: <1sNv6.32685$Q4.5742122@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:16:25 +0100 NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.104.123.104 X-Complaints-To: abuse@ntlworld.com X-Trace: news2-win.server.ntlworld.com 985637757 213.104.123.104 (Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:15:57 BST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 21:15:57 BST Organization: ntlworld News Service