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Re: Joke

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From: robbo58
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:20
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Re: JokeOh shit,he fancies me  lol
  "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
  Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
  LOL


    From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
    Organization: ntlworld News Service
    Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
    Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
    Subject: Re: Joke




    So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol

      "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
      Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
      LOL
      Mat


        From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
        Organization: ntlworld News Service
        Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
        Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
        Subject: Re: Joke




        You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????

          "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
          Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!


            From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
            Organization: ntlworld News Service
            Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
            Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
            Subject: Re: Joke




            I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
            Dont ever take the piss out of the =
pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
              LOL good joke :-)


                From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
                Organization: ntlworld News Service
                Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
                Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
                Subject: Joke




                This father needs to go to the drug store, and
                decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
                They are walking down the isle with many boxes
                of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
                his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
                father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
                teenager you will learn all about that."

                They continue down the isle when suddenly the
                boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
                why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
                when you are in high school, you will learn that one
                is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
                for Sunday night."

                The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
                he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
                "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
                you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
                night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
                night!" the dad answers.

                Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
                pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

                "Well, son, when you are married you will learn
                that one is for January, one for February, one
                for March. . . .


                --=20
                You Can Fool Some PPL Some  OF=20
                The Time  But Not All The Time

















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  when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!<BR>LOL<BR>
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      ones Like yours!!!!!<BR>LOL<BR>Mat<BR>
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      <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>You got a thing =
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        <BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote =
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              good joke :-)<BR>
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