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From: jane.faulkner
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:31
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:31
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Re: Jokehehehehe
you gotta smile!!!!!!
robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
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Oh shit,he fancies me lol
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
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Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!
LOL
From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke
So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
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Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!
LOL
Mat
From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke
You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message =
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Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!
From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke
I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
Dont ever take the piss out of the =
pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in =
message news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
LOL good joke :-)
From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
Subject: Joke
This father needs to go to the drug store, and
decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
They are walking down the isle with many boxes
of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The
father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
teenager you will learn all about that."
They continue down the isle when suddenly the
boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
when you are in high school, you will learn that one
is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
for Sunday night."
The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
"Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
night!" the dad answers.
Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"
"Well, son, when you are married you will learn
that one is for January, one for February, one
for March. . . .
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The Time But Not All The Time
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>hehehehe</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>you gotta smile!!!!!!</FONT></DIV>
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when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!<BR>LOL<BR>
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<robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News =
Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: =
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24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re:=20
Joke<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>So your a arse bandit=20
then?????????? lol<BR></FONT></FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote =
in=20
message news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR>Only =
Big Fat=20
ones Like yours!!!!!<BR>LOL<BR>Mat<BR>
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<robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR><B>Organization: </B>ntlworld =
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Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: =
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</B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re:=20
Joke<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>You got a thing =
about=20
asses"Mat"?????????<BR></FONT></FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> =
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message =
news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR>Yeh, Up my=20
ass Loser!!!!!<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"robbo58"=20
<robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR><B>Organization: =
</B>ntlworld News=20
Service<BR><B>Newsgroups: =
</B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date:=20
</B>Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000<BR><B>Subject: </B>Re: =
Joke<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>I take it u =
know what=20
LOL means"DICK"pervo"<BR>Dont ever take the piss out of =
the=20
pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR></FONT></FONT>
<BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> =
wrote=20
in message =
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good joke :-)<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><BR><B>From: </B>"m.clare"=20
<m.clare@ntlworld.com><BR><B>Organization: =
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News Service<BR><B>Newsgroups:=20
</B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR><B>Date: </B>Wed, 21 Mar =
2001=20
18:22:25 -0000<BR><B>Subject: =
</B>Joke<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT size=3D2><FONT face=3DArial>This =
father needs to=20
go to the drug store, and<BR>decides to take his =
5-year old=20
son with him.<BR>They are walking down the isle with =
many=20
boxes<BR>of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy =
stops<BR>his=20
dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" =
The<BR>father=20
answers, "Well, son, when you are a<BR>teenager you =
will learn=20
all about that."<BR><BR>They continue down the isle =
when=20
suddenly the<BR>boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE =
in this=20
box,<BR>why is that?" The father wisely answers, =
"Well,=20
son,<BR>when you are in high school, you will learn =
that=20
one<BR>is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, =
and=20
one<BR>for Sunday night."<BR><BR>The boy seems =
satisfied with=20
that answer, but as<BR>he continues down the isle he =
notices a=20
box of SIX.<BR>"Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you =
are in=20
college,<BR>you will appreciate that you will have two =
for=20
Friday<BR>night, two for Saturday night, and two for=20
Sunday<BR>night!" the dad answers.<BR><BR>Towards the =
end of=20
the row, he spies TWELVE<BR>pack. "Hey, dad, why a box =
of=20
twelve?"<BR><BR>"Well, son, when you are married you =
will=20
learn<BR>that one is for January, one for February, =
one<BR>for=20
March. . . .<BR><BR><BR>-- <BR>You Can Fool Some PPL =
Some=20
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