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Article #350Re: Joke
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 01:42
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 01:42
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> This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. --MS_Mac_OE_3068300564_2150036_MIME_Part Content-type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit U really hav gotta prob with Kids avnt u? From: "jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:31:52 -0000 Subject: Re: Joke hehehehe you gotta smile!!!!!! robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:022v6.25650$Q4.4499070@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com... Oh shit,he fancies me lol "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours! LOL From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000 Subject: Re: Joke So your a arse bandit then?????????? lol "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!! LOL Mat From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000 Subject: Re: Joke You got a thing about asses"Mat"????????? "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!! From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com> Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000 Subject: Re: Joke I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo" Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com... LOL good joke :-) From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com> Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000 Subject: Joke This father needs to go to the drug store, and decides to take his 5-year old son with him. They are walking down the isle with many boxes of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The father answers, "Well, son, when you are a teenager you will learn all about that." They continue down the isle when suddenly the boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box, why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son, when you are in high school, you will learn that one is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night." The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX. "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college, you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday night!" the dad answers. Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?" "Well, son, when you are married you will learn that one is for January, one for February, one for March. . . . -- You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF The Time But Not All The Time --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.237 / Virus Database: 115 - Release Date: 07/03/01 --MS_Mac_OE_3068300564_2150036_MIME_Part Content-type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable <HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Re: Joke</TITLE> </HEAD> <BODY> U really hav gotta prob with Kids avnt u?<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <B>From: </B>"jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.c= om><BR> <B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR> <B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR> <B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:31:52 -0000<BR> <B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR> <BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">hehehehe<BR> you gotta smile!!!!!!<BR> </FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in mes= sage news:022v6.25650$Q4.4499070@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...<BR> <FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">Oh shit,he fancies me lol<BR> </FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.= com> wrote in message news:B6E257B5.1715%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR> Only when there more than 35" wide Such as yours!<BR> LOL<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <B>From: </B>"robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR> <B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR> <B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR> <B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:51:32 -0000<BR> <B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR> <BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">So your a arse bandit then???= ??????? lol<BR> </FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.= com> wrote in message news:B6E244DD.16F6%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR> Only Big Fat ones Like yours!!!!!<BR> LOL<BR> Mat<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <B>From: </B>"robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR> <B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR> <B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR> <B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:19:25 -0000<BR> <B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR> <BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">You got a thing about asses&q= uot;Mat"?????????<BR> </FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.= com> wrote in message news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR> Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!<BR> </BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUO= TE></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <B>From: </B>"robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com><BR> <B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR> <B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR> <B>Date: </B>Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000<BR> <B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BL= OCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUO= TE></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">I take it u know what LOL = means"DICK"pervo"<BR> Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR> </FONT></FONT>"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrot= e in message news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR> LOL good joke :-)<BR> <BR> <B>From: </B>"m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com><BR> <B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR> <B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR> <B>Date: </B>Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000<BR> <B>Subject: </B>Joke<BR> <BR> <BR> <FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">This father needs to go to the drug store= , and<BR> decides to take his 5-year old son with him.<BR> They are walking down the isle with many boxes<BR> of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops<BR> his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?" The<BR> father answers, "Well, son, when you are a<BR> teenager you will learn all about that."<BR> <BR> They continue down the isle when suddenly the<BR> boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,<BR> why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,<BR> when you are in high school, you will learn that one<BR> is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one<BR> for Sunday night."<BR> <BR> The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as<BR> he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.<BR> "Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,<BR> you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday<BR> night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday<BR> night!" the dad answers.<BR> <BR> Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE<BR> pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"<BR> <BR> "Well, son, when you are married you will learn<BR> that one is for January, one for February, one<BR> for March. . . .<BR> <BR> <BR> -- <BR> You Can Fool Some PPL Some OF <BR> The Time But Not All The Time<BR> </FONT></FONT><BR> <BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE><BL= OCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial"><BR> ---<BR> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.<BR> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).<BR> Version: 6.0.237 / Virus Database: 115 - Release Date: 07/03/01<BR> </FONT></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> </BODY> </HTML> --MS_Mac_OE_3068300564_2150036_MIME_Part--
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