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Re: Joke

#351
From: Mat Simmons
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 01:43
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Only asa JOKE divvy


From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:18:58 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke


Correct me if I'm wrong Mat
you called us sad ppl
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:B6E25785.1714%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...
I didnt.
I just told m.Clare that it was a good joke.
SLUT.


From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:50:00 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke


Oh yes you did !!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Did NOT
LOL
Mat

From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 11:33:59 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke


He started it  LOL
"jane.faulkner" <jane.faulkner@(nospam)ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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ROB !!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
robbo58 <robbo58@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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You got a thing about asses"Mat"?????????
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!

From: "robbo58" <robbo58@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000
Subject: Re: Joke


I take it u know what LOL means"DICK"pervo"
Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mat Simmons" <mat.simmons@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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LOL good joke :-)

From: "m.clare" <m.clare@ntlworld.com>
Organization: ntlworld News Service
Newsgroups: affrc.chat,acadia.chat
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000
Subject: Joke


This father needs to go to the drug store, and
decides to take his 5-year old son with him.
They are walking down the isle with many boxes
of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops
his dad and asks, "Dad, what are these?"   The
father answers, "Well, son, when you are a
teenager you will learn all about that."

They continue down the isle when suddenly the
boy says, "Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,
why is that?" The father wisely answers, "Well, son,
when you are in high school, you will learn that one
is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one
for Sunday night."

The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as
he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.
"Dad, why six?" " Well, son, when you are in college,
you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday
night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday
night!" the dad answers.

Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE
pack. "Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?"

"Well, son, when you are married you will learn
that one is for January, one for February, one
for March. . . .


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The Time  But Not All The Time





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Only asa JOKE divvy<BR>
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<B>From: </B>&quot;robbo58&quot; &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR>
<B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR>
<B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR>
<B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 14:18:58 -0000<BR>
<B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">Correct me if I'm wrong Mat<B=
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you called us sad ppl<BR>
</FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>&quot;Mat Simmons&quot; &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.=
com&gt; wrote in message news:B6E25785.1714%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR>
I didnt.<BR>
I just told m.Clare that it was a good joke.<BR>
SLUT.<BR>
<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<B>From: </B>&quot;robbo58&quot; &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR>
<B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR>
<B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR>
<B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 13:50:00 -0000<BR>
<B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">Oh yes you did !!!!!!!!!!!!<B=
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</FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>&quot;Mat Simmons&quot; &lt;mat.simmons@ntlworld.=
com&gt; wrote in message news:B6E24514.16F7%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<BR>
Did NOT<BR>
LOL<BR>
Mat<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<B>From: </B>&quot;robbo58&quot; &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR>
<B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR>
<B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR>
<B>Date: </B>Sat, 24 Mar 2001 11:33:59 -0000<BR>
<B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR>
<BR>
</BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">He started it &nbsp;LOL<BR>
</FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>&quot;jane.faulkner&quot; &lt;jane.faulkner@(nosp=
am)ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in message news:xw%u6.25368$Q4.4429777@news2-win.s=
erver.ntlworld.com...<BR>
<FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">ROB !!!!!!!!!!!!<BR>
LOL<BR>
</FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE>robbo58 &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in mes=
sage news:FDZu6.25060$Q4.4385846@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...<BR>
<FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">You got a thing about asses&quot;Mat&quot=
;?????????<BR>
</FONT></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQU=
OTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE>&quot;Mat Simmons&quot; &lt;mat.simmons@ntlwor=
ld.com&gt; wrote in message news:B6E21103.16B1%mat.simmons@ntlworld.com...<B=
R>
Yeh, Up my ass Loser!!!!!<BR>
<BR>
<B>From: </B>&quot;robbo58&quot; &lt;robbo58@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR>
<B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR>
<B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR>
<B>Date: </B>Wed, 21 Mar 2001 20:43:43 -0000<BR>
<B>Subject: </B>Re: Joke<BR>
<BR>
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<FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">I take it u know what LOL means&quot;DICK=
&quot;pervo&quot;<BR>
Dont ever take the piss out of the pisser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR>
</FONT></FONT><BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE>&quot;Mat Simmons&quot; &lt;mat.simmo=
ns@ntlworld.com&gt; wrote in message news:B6DEAACB.106B%mat.simmons@ntlworld=
.com...<BR>
LOL good joke :-)<BR>
<BR>
<B>From: </B>&quot;m.clare&quot; &lt;m.clare@ntlworld.com&gt;<BR>
<B>Organization: </B>ntlworld News Service<BR>
<B>Newsgroups: </B>affrc.chat,acadia.chat<BR>
<B>Date: </B>Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:22:25 -0000<BR>
<B>Subject: </B>Joke<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<FONT SIZE=3D"2"><FONT FACE=3D"Arial">This father needs to go to the drug store=
, and<BR>
decides to take his 5-year old son with him.<BR>
They are walking down the isle with many boxes<BR>
of condoms hanging on hooks, and the boy stops<BR>
his dad and asks, &quot;Dad, what are these?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;The<BR>
father answers, &quot;Well, son, when you are a<BR>
teenager you will learn all about that.&quot;<BR>
<BR>
They continue down the isle when suddenly the<BR>
boy says, &quot;Say, dad -- there are THREE in this box,<BR>
why is that?&quot; The father wisely answers, &quot;Well, son,<BR>
when you are in high school, you will learn that one<BR>
is for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one<BR>
for Sunday night.&quot;<BR>
<BR>
The boy seems satisfied with that answer, but as<BR>
he continues down the isle he notices a box of SIX.<BR>
&quot;Dad, why six?&quot; &quot; Well, son, when you are in college,<BR>
you will appreciate that you will have two for Friday<BR>
night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday<BR>
night!&quot; the dad answers.<BR>
<BR>
Towards the end of the row, he spies TWELVE<BR>
pack. &quot;Hey, dad, why a box of twelve?&quot;<BR>
<BR>
&quot;Well, son, when you are married you will learn<BR>
that one is for January, one for February, one<BR>
for March. . . .<BR>
<BR>
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The Time &nbsp;But Not All The Time<BR>
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