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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:21:24 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, The Original
Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> bloviated:

>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:42:06 -0700, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:34:36 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, Porsche
>> Monkey For Life got double secret probation for writing:
>>>On the long hot summer day of Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:40:18 -0700, Aratzio
>>>dribbled:
>>>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:01:54 -1200, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>mariposas rand mair fheal, ye loggerheaded tongues o' th' common mouth,
>>>>>there's small choice in rotten apples, ye crabbed:
>>>>>> ���hw��f wrote:
>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
>>>>>>> >  Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> >> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:22:13 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> >> mariposas rand mair fheal bloviated:
>>>>>>> >> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:02:25 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> >> >> mariposas rand mair fheal bloviated:
>>>>>>> >> >> > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:00:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>> >> >> >> ���hwأf bloviated:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:08:13 -0700, Aratzio aided th'
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >terraists with the following claims:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:36:04 -0700, in the land of
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> alt.usenet.kooks, ���hwأf got double secret
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> probation for writing:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:33:19 -0500, gregg aided th'
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>terraists with the following claims :
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:53:38 -0400, Triple X Killer
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> aided th' terraists with the following claims :
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> You little monkey keep trying. :)
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> No, me doctor: you nurse.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>> Test reply
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>>Whats the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> What are you swallowing?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >What does magic 8 ball have to say?
>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> Nothing, it just sits there.
>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >when it gets around to it
>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> We haven't reached the tipping point
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >whats that nowadays? ten percent? fifteen?
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> I'm a doctor, Jim, not a miracle worker.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > doctor doctor can you remove this human attached to me
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> theres a hack for pacemakers on the hackaday.com website. you should
>>>>>>> be able to remove many humans that way...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i was planning to stop the rotation of the earths core
>>>>>
>>>>>Why bother planning such an event in the first place? CERN scientists
>>>>>are due to test-fire the Large Hadron Collider shortly.
>>>>>
>>>>>Prepare ye to be sucked into the first ever man-made black hole.
>>>>>
>>>>>Relevant groups added.
>>>> 
>>>> Pretty sure we will be bombarded by random Boson's opening into
>>>> alternate dimensions.
>>>
>>>Well, that should be interesting. I've always wanted to try cross-time
>>>travel.
>> 
>> Or maybe a little cross-country travel with a Boson's Mate?
>
><poke> _That_ was a stinker...

<preen>
Yeah, it was a goodun.