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Re: Kakaa is funny

#709
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:19
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Phil Kyle wrote:
> "PaulVRooney@gmail.com" <PaulVRooney@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:1179627752.121465.44560@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com: 
> 
>> On May 19, 5:31 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> > On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> >> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> >> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> >> Radium wrote:
>>> >> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
>>> >> >> >> >
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069
>>> >> >> >> >c9a 
>> dac1ac...
>>> >> >> >> > :
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups:
>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usen 
>> et.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����os2.advocacy
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say
>>> >> >> >> >> kakaa 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word
>>> >> >> >> >> s--t a 
>> nnoying.
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>> >> >> >> >> is 
>> when the
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his
>>> >> >> >> >> kak 
>> aa and the
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This
>>> >> >> >> >> is p 
>> robably what
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving
>>> >> >> >> >> her hi 
>> s kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according
>>> >> >> >> >> to b 
>> eing human
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> or not.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>> >> >> >> >> its 
>> breath will
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her
>>> >> >> >> >> tongue w 
>> ith Colgate
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or
>>> >> >> >> >> his/her br 
>> eath will
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out
>>> >> >> >> >> the de 
>> afening
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the
>>> >> >> >> >> shuttl 
>> e stinks
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or
>>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>> >> >> >> >> stinky, 
>> thick,
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting,
>>> >> >> >> >> and a 
>> nnoying
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
>>> >> >> >> >> fat-f 
>> ree cheddar
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and
>>> >> >> >> >> farty c 
>> auliflower.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups:
>>> >> >> >> >> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.ali 
>> en.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����acy
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa .
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say
>>> >> >> >> >> kakaa 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word
>>> >> >> >> >> s--t a 
>> nnoying.
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
>> a kakaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> >> human k 
>> akaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>> >> >> >> >> is 
>> when the
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his
>>> >> >> >> >> kak 
>> aa and the
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This
>>> >> >> >> >> is p 
>> robably what
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving
>>> >> >> >> >> her hi 
>> s kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according
>>> >> >> >> >> to b 
>> eing human
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> or not.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>> >> >> >> >> its 
>> breath will
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her
>>> >> >> >> >> tongue w 
>> ith Colgate
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or
>>> >> >> >> >> his/her br 
>> eath will
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out
>>> >> >> >> >> the de 
>> afening
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the
>>> >> >> >> >> shuttl 
>> e stinks
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or
>>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>> >> >> >> >> stinky, 
>> thick,
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting,
>>> >> >> >> >> and a 
>> nnoying
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
>>> >> >> >> >> fat-f 
>> ree cheddar
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and
>>> >> >> >> >> farty c 
>> auliflower.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>>
>>> >> >> >> > Its humorous
>>>
>>> >> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker.
>>>
>>> >> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> > I doubt that very much.
>>>
>>> >> *sigh*- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> > *thigh*
>>>
>>> Good LOrd, Man!  If Crag sees that, you're doomed.
>>>
>>> Or running fast.- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>> 
>> Craig is dead, shirley?
>> 
>> 
> 
> Yep, look for a massive mound in Southport cemetery (and a pie shop that
> is actually in stock for the first time in 40 years). 

Unbelievable.
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