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Article #709Re: Kakaa is funny
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:19
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:19
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Phil Kyle wrote: > "PaulVRooney@gmail.com" <PaulVRooney@gmail.com> wrote in > news:1179627752.121465.44560@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com: > >> On May 19, 5:31 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >>> > On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >>> >> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >>> >> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >> >> >> Radium wrote: >>> >> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in >>> >> >> >> > > http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069 >>> >> >> >> >c9a >> dac1ac... >>> >> >> >> > : >>> >>> >> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups: >>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usen >> et.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����os2.advocacy >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say >>> >> >> >> >> kakaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word >>> >> >> >> >> s--t a >> nnoying. >>> >> >> >> >> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest >>> >> >> >> >> is >> when the >>> >> >> >> >> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his >>> >> >> >> >> kak >> aa and the >>> >> >> >> >> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This >>> >> >> >> >> is p >> robably what >>> >> >> >> >> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving >>> >> >> >> >> her hi >> s kakaa. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according >>> >> >> >> >> to b >> eing human >>> >> >> >> >> 1> or not. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, >>> >> >> >> >> its >> breath will >>> >> >> >> >> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her >>> >> >> >> >> tongue w >> ith Colgate >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or >>> >> >> >> >> his/her br >> eath will >>> >> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out >>> >> >> >> >> the de >> afening >>> >> >> >> >> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the >>> >> >> >> >> shuttl >> e stinks >>> >> >> >> >> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or >>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of >>> >> >> >> >> stinky, >> thick, >>> >> >> >> >> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, >>> >> >> >> >> and a >> nnoying >>> >> >> >> >> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, >>> >> >> >> >> fat-f >> ree cheddar >>> >> >> >> >> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and >>> >> >> >> >> farty c >> auliflower. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups: >>> >> >> >> >> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.ali >> en.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����acy >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa . >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say >>> >> >> >> >> kakaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word >>> >> >> >> >> s--t a >> nnoying. >>> >> >> >> >> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> kaka >> a kakaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >>> >> >> >> >> human k >> akaa >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest >>> >> >> >> >> is >> when the >>> >> >> >> >> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his >>> >> >> >> >> kak >> aa and the >>> >> >> >> >> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This >>> >> >> >> >> is p >> robably what >>> >> >> >> >> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving >>> >> >> >> >> her hi >> s kakaa. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according >>> >> >> >> >> to b >> eing human >>> >> >> >> >> 2> or not. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, >>> >> >> >> >> its >> breath will >>> >> >> >> >> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her >>> >> >> >> >> tongue w >> ith Colgate >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or >>> >> >> >> >> his/her br >> eath will >>> >> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out >>> >> >> >> >> the de >> afening >>> >> >> >> >> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the >>> >> >> >> >> shuttl >> e stinks >>> >> >> >> >> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or >>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of >>> >> >> >> >> stinky, >> thick, >>> >> >> >> >> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, >>> >> >> >> >> and a >> nnoying >>> >> >> >> >> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, >>> >> >> >> >> fat-f >> ree cheddar >>> >> >> >> >> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and >>> >> >> >> >> farty c >> auliflower. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above. >>> >>> >> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium? >>> >>> >> >> >> > Its humorous >>> >>> >> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text - >>> >>> >> >> >> - Show quoted text - >>> >>> >> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker. >>> >>> >> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text - >>> >>> >> >> - Show quoted text - >>> >>> >> > I doubt that very much. >>> >>> >> *sigh*- Hide quoted text - >>> >>> >> - Show quoted text - >>> >>> > *thigh* >>> >>> Good LOrd, Man! If Crag sees that, you're doomed. >>> >>> Or running fast.- Hide quoted text - >>> >>> - Show quoted text - >> >> Craig is dead, shirley? >> >> > > Yep, look for a massive mound in Southport cemetery (and a pie shop that > is actually in stock for the first time in 40 years). Unbelievable.
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