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Re: Kakaa is funny

#710
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:19
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Phil Kyle wrote:
> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:464ec0f0$0$4836$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com: 
> 
>> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
>>> On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> >> >> Radium wrote:
>>>> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
>>>> >> >> >
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9
>>>> >> >> >adac1ac... 
>>>> >> >> > :
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups:
>>>> >> >> >> 
> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon
>>>> >> >> >> .local,comp.os.����os2.advocacy 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t
>>>> >> >> >> annoying. 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>>> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks
>>>> >> >> >> badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>>> >> >> >> stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>>> >> >> >> is when the 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a
>>>> >> >> >> bag of his kakaa and the 1> she shows him how to clean up
>>>> >> >> >> after doing kakaa. This is probably what 1> really drove
>>>> >> >> >> her to kick him out of the house. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her
>>>> >> >> >> his kakaa. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to
>>>> >> >> >> being human 1> or not.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>>> >> >> >> its breath will 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
>>>> >> >> >> brush his/her tongue with Colgate 1> Total "Clean Mint"
>>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will 
>>>> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the
>>>> >> >> >> deafening 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior
>>>> >> >> >> of the shuttle stinks 1> with one or more of the astronauts
>>>> >> >> >> does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>>> >> >> >> stinky, thick, 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>>> >> >> >> disgusting, and annoying 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a
>>>> >> >> >> human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar 1> cheese, sticky
>>>> >> >> >> milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups:
>>>> >> >> >> 
> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.visitors,co
>>>> >> >> >> mp.os.os2.advoc����acy 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa . 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t
>>>> >> >> >> annoying. 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>>> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks
>>>> >> >> >> badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>>> >> >> >> stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa
>>>> >> >> >> really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>>> >> >> >> kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>>> >> >> >> is when the 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a
>>>> >> >> >> bag of his kakaa and the 2> she shows him how to clean up
>>>> >> >> >> after doing kakaa. This is probably what 2> really drove
>>>> >> >> >> her to kick him out of the house. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her
>>>> >> >> >> his kakaa. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to
>>>> >> >> >> being human 2> or not.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>>> >> >> >> its breath will 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
>>>> >> >> >> brush his/her tongue with Colgate 2> Total "Clean Mint"
>>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will 
>>>> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the
>>>> >> >> >> deafening 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior
>>>> >> >> >> of the shuttle stinks 2> with one or more of the astronauts
>>>> >> >> >> does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>>> >> >> >> stinky, thick, 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>>> >> >> >> disgusting, and annoying 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a
>>>> >> >> >> human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar 2> cheese, sticky
>>>> >> >> >> milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>>
>>>> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>>>
>>>> >> >> > Its humorous
>>>>
>>>> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker.
>>>>
>>>> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> > I doubt that very much.
>>>>
>>>> *sigh*- Hide quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>> 
>>> *thigh*
>> 
>> Good LOrd, Man!  If Crag sees that, you're doomed.
>> 
>> Or running fast.
> 
> Why?

Shuttup.
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From: ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
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