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Re: Kakaa is funny

#711
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:20
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Holly wrote:
> On May 19, 5:33 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>
>> >> > > wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> >> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote inhttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac...
>> >> > > > > > > > > > :
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.������������os2.advocacy
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>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc������������acy
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa .
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > > Its humorous-
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders.
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement
>> >> > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement
>> >> > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders
>> >> > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn
>> >> > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please feel free to add.-
>>
>> >> > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.-
>>
>> >> > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces-
>>
>> >> > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)-
>>
>> >> > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road?
>>
>> >> > > > > It was flung.- -
>>
>> >> > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?-
>>
>> >> > > I dream about you too.  The family is concerned.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> > > - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >> > So they should be. I am a bad influence.-
>>
>> >> Apparently.  My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I have
>> > a stubby-cooler.
>>
>> Filth!-
> 
> It's not that kind of stubby-cooler.

Oh!  Like a Mickey cooler?
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Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 06:20:47 -0400
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