Article View: alt.alien.research
Article #712Re: Kakaa is funny
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:21
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:21
278 lines
14414 bytes
14414 bytes
Phil Kyle wrote: > ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in > news:464ec13f$0$4836$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com: > >> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote: >>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >>>> > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>> > > > > > > > wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> >>>> > > > > > > > > wrote: >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote >>>> > > > > > > > > > > inhttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advoca >>>> > > > > > > > > > cy/msg/4069c9adac1ac... >>>> > > > > > > > > > : >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: >>>> > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet. >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����������os2.advocacy >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". >>>> > > > > > > > > > > I say kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find >>>> > > > > > > > > > > the word s--t annoying. >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliarious. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found >>>> > > > > > > > > > > funniest is when the 1> main character lends the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa. This is probably what >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > house. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him >>>> > > > > > > > > > > giving her his kakaa. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>> > > > > > > > > > > tears. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies >>>> > > > > > > > > > > according to being human >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its >>>> > > > > > > > > > > tongue, its breath will >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush >>>> > > > > > > > > > > his/her tongue with Colgate >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > or his/her breath will 1> stink like his/her >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky kakaa. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to >>>> > > > > > > > > > > keep out the deafening 1> sounds of the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks 1> with one or more of the astronauts >>>> > > > > > > > > > > does kakaa or kakaa-gas. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stink of stinky, thick, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > disgusting, and annoying >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stale, fat-free cheddar >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>> > > > > > > > > > > lentils, and farty cauliflower. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of >>>> > > > > > > > > > > the above. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: >>>> > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien. >>>> > > > > > > > > > > visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����������acy >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa . >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". >>>> > > > > > > > > > > I say kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find >>>> > > > > > > > > > > the word s--t annoying. >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliarious. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found >>>> > > > > > > > > > > funniest is when the 2> main character lends the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing >>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa. This is probably what >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > house. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him >>>> > > > > > > > > > > giving her his kakaa. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>> > > > > > > > > > > tears. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies >>>> > > > > > > > > > > according to being human >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its >>>> > > > > > > > > > > tongue, its breath will >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush >>>> > > > > > > > > > > his/her tongue with Colgate >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > or his/her breath will 2> stink like his/her >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky kakaa. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to >>>> > > > > > > > > > > keep out the deafening 2> sounds of the >>>> > > > > > > > > > > spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks 2> with one or more of the astronauts >>>> > > > > > > > > > > does kakaa or kakaa-gas. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stink of stinky, thick, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>> > > > > > > > > > > disgusting, and annoying >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats >>>> > > > > > > > > > > stale, fat-free cheddar >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>> > > > > > > > > > > lentils, and farty cauliflower. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of >>>> > > > > > > > > > > the above. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium? >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > > Its humorous- >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement >>>> > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement >>>> > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders >>>> > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn >>>> > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please feel >>>> > > > > > > > > free to add.- >>>> >>>> > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.- >>>> >>>> > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces- >>>> >>>> > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)- >>>> >>>> > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road? >>>> >>>> > > > > It was flung.- - >>>> >>>> > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- >>>> >>>> > > I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide quoted >>>> > > text - >>>> >>>> > > - Show quoted text - >>>> >>>> > So they should be. I am a bad influence.- >>>> >>>> Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - >>>> >>>> - Show quoted text - >>> >>> Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I >>> have a stubby-cooler. >> >> Filth! >> > > I have a stubby stuhl. I think salicylic acid will fix things like that.
Technical Details
Message-ID:
<46541285$0$4815$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>Path:
arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!post01.iad01!news.shared-secrets.com!not-for-mailReferences:
<1178574980.924374.323650@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179093897.812030.269180@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179174942.975268.305950@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179175374.878797.306230@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179175449.187210.4660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <1179177889.529293.76250@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179213319.858712.257170@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179224772.843975.130750@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179474297.106673.72150@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <1179508067.619067.207350@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179533981.288206.78410@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <464ec13f$0$4836$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com> <f2og86$7v7$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>Show Full Headers
Complete Article Headers
X-Google-Thread: f98ed,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10384c,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1156f6,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1138ec,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Attributes: gidf98ed,gid10384c,gid10f7a7,gid1156f6,gid1138ec,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,UTF8 Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!post01.iad01!news.shared-secrets.com!not-for-mail Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 06:21:53 -0400 From: ah <splifingate@gmail.com> Organization: happy User-Agent: Mariozilla/3.5a (Nintendo64; U; WaveRunner m20478; en-US; rv:0.4_pre0.5) Yizzack/20070327 MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny References: <1178574980.924374.323650@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179093897.812030.269180@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179174942.975268.305950@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179175374.878797.306230@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179175449.187210.4660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <1179177889.529293.76250@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179213319.858712.257170@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179224772.843975.130750@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179474297.106673.72150@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <1179508067.619067.207350@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179533981.288206.78410@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <464ec13f$0$4836$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com> <f2og86$7v7$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> In-Reply-To: <f2og86$7v7$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Lines: 278 Message-ID: <46541285$0$4815$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com> X-Complaints-To: abuse@shared-secrets.com