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Article #713Re: Kakaa is funny
From: ah
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:23
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 10:23
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Holly wrote: > On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote: >> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: >> >> >> >> > On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >> > wrote: >> >> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> > On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >> >> > wrote: >> >> >> > > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> > > > On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >> >> > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> >> > > > > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >> >> > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail. >> > com> >> >> > > > > > wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> >> > > > > > > > > wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > wrot >> > e: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wro >> > te: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > inh >> > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. >> . >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > : >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis >> > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". >> > I say kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t >> > he word s--t annoying. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar >> > ious. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun >> > d funniest is when the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a >> > bag of his kakaa and the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka >> > kaa. This is probably what >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous >> > e. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him >> > giving her his kakaa. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea >> > rs. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies >> > according to being human >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it >> > s tongue, its breath will >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi >> > s/her tongue with Colgate >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, >> > or his/her breath will >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k >> > eep out the deafening >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior >> > of the shuttle stinks >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka >> > a or kakaa-gas. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti >> > nk of stinky, thick, >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis >> > gusting, and annoying >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil >> > s, and farty cauliflower. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of >> > the above. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus >> > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa . >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". >> > I say kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t >> > he word s--t annoying. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar >> > ious. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like >> > stinky human kakaa >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun >> > d funniest is when the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a >> > bag of his kakaa and the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka >> > kaa. This is probably what >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous >> > e. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him >> > giving her his kakaa. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea >> > rs. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies >> > according to being human >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it >> > s tongue, its breath will >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi >> > s/her tongue with Colgate >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, >> > or his/her breath will >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k >> > eep out the deafening >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior >> > of the shuttle stinks >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka >> > a or kakaa-gas. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti >> > nk of stinky, thick, >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis >> > gusting, and annoying >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil >> > s, and farty cauliflower. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of >> > the above. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium? >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its humorous- >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > feel f >> > ree to add.- >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.- >> >> >> > > > > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces- >> >> >> > > > > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)- >> >> >> > > > > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road? >> >> >> > > > > > > > It was flung.- - >> >> >> > > > > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- >> >> >> > > > > > I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide >> >> > > > > > quoted t >> > ext - >> >> >> > > > > > - Show quoted text - >> >> >> > > > > So they should be. I am a bad influence.- >> >> >> > > > Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - >> >> >> > > > - Show quoted text - >> >> >> > > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I >> >> > > have a stubby-cooler.- >> >> >> > I'll bring ... >> >> >> > read more ?- Hide quoted text - >> >> >> > - Show quoted text - >> >> >> Some cash would be acceptable. >> >> > Riyals? >> >> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). >> > > > What will we do that takes real money? Everything apart from breathing (and in some cases the exclusion is lost) costs nowadays.
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X-Google-Thread: f98ed,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10384c,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1156f6,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1138ec,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Attributes: gidf98ed,gid10384c,gid10f7a7,gid1156f6,gid1138ec,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!post01.iad01!news.shared-secrets.com!not-for-mail Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 06:23:07 -0400 From: ah <splifingate@gmail.com> Organization: happy User-Agent: Mariozilla/3.5a (Nintendo64; U; WaveRunner m20478; en-US; rv:0.4_pre0.5) Yizzack/20070327 MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny References: <1178574980.924374.323650@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179093897.812030.269180@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179174942.975268.305950@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179175374.878797.306230@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179175449.187210.4660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <1179177889.529293.76250@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179213319.858712.257170@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179224772.843975.130750@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179474297.106673.72150@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <1179508067.619067.207350@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179533981.288206.78410@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179574633.897430.179610@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com> <1179627777.005544.184010@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <f2udhq$c$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> <1179862796.341074.213560@q66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> In-Reply-To: <1179862796.341074.213560@q66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 391 Message-ID: <465412cf$0$4815$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com> X-Complaints-To: abuse@shared-secrets.com