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Re: Kakaa is funny

#714
From: Holly
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 12:09
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On May 23, 6:23 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Holly wrote:
> > On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> > On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>
> >> >> > wrote:
>
> >> >> > > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"
> >> >> > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"
> >> >> > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.
> >> > com>
> >> >> > > > > > wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > wrot
> >> > e:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wro
> >> > te:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > inh
> >> > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac..
> >> .
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > :
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups:
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis
> >> > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap".
> >> >  I say kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t
> >> > he word s--t annoying.
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar
> >> > ious.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun
> >> > d funniest is when the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a
> >> > bag of his kakaa and the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka
> >> > kaa. This is probably what
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous
> >> > e.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> >> >  giving her his kakaa.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea
> >> > rs.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies
> >> > according to being human
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it
> >> > s tongue, its breath will
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi
> >> > s/her tongue with Colgate
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning,
> >> >  or his/her breath will
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k
> >> > eep out the deafening
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior
> >> >  of the shuttle stinks
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka
> >> > a or kakaa-gas.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti
> >> > nk of stinky, thick,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis
> >> > gusting, and annoying
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat
> >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil
> >> > s, and farty cauliflower.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> >> > the above.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups:
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus
> >> > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa .
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap".
> >> >  I say kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t
> >> > he word s--t annoying.
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar
> >> > ious.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka
> >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> >> > stinky human kakaa
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun
> >> > d funniest is when the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a
> >> > bag of his kakaa and the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka
> >> > kaa. This is probably what
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous
> >> > e.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> >> >  giving her his kakaa.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea
> >> > rs.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies
> >> > according to being human
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it
> >> > s tongue, its breath will
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi
> >> > s/her tongue with Colgate
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning,
> >> >  or his/her breath will
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k
> >> > eep out the deafening
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior
> >> >  of the shuttle stinks
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka
> >> > a or kakaa-gas.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti
> >> > nk of stinky, thick,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis
> >> > gusting, and annoying
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat
> >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil
> >> > s, and farty cauliflower.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> >> > the above.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2,
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium?
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its humorous-
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders.
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > feel f
> >> > ree to add.-
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.-
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces-
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)-
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road?
>
> >> >> > > > > > > > It was flung.- -
>
> >> >> > > > > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?-
>
> >> >> > > > > > I dream about you too.  The family is concerned.- Hide
> >> >> > > > > > quoted t
> >> > ext -
>
> >> >> > > > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> >> >> > > > > So they should be. I am a bad influence.-
>
> >> >> > > > Apparently.  My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> >> > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> >> >> > > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I
> >> >> > > have a stubby-cooler.-
>
> >> >> > I'll bring ...
>
> >> >> > read more ?- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> >> > - Show quoted text -
>
> >> >> Some cash would be acceptable.
>
> >> > Riyals?
>
> >> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money).
>
> > What will we do that takes real money?
>
> Everything apart from breathing (and in some cases the exclusion is lost)
> costs nowadays.

Friendship costs but not real money.  Real money implies not petty
cash ... REAL money has a certain overtone to it like BIG BUCKS has.
<oh dear ~ blush>  Well you know what I mean.  Besides witch "real
money" isn't real.
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Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny
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