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Article #715Re: Kakaa is funny
From: Holly
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 12:12
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 12:12
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ah wrote: > Holly wrote: >> On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote: >>> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: >>> >>> >>> >>>> On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>>> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>> On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>> On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >>>>>>>> <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>> On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >>>>>>>>>> <PaulVRoo...@gmail. >>>> com> >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrot >>>> e: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wro >>>> te: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inh >>>> ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. >>> . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Newsgroups: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis >>>> itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". >>>> I say kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t >>>> he word s--t annoying. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar >>>> ious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I found his/her response so funny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun >>>> d funniest is when the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> main character lends the red-dressed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a >>>> bag of his kakaa and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> she shows him how to clean up after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka >>>> kaa. This is probably what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous >>>> e. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him >>>> giving her his kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea >>>> rs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I almost had a heart attack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies >>>> according to being human >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> or not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> A tiger can go for years without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it >>>> s tongue, its breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi >>>> s/her tongue with Colgate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, >>>> or his/her breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k >>>> eep out the deafening >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior >>>> of the shuttle stinks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka >>>> a or kakaa-gas. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti >>>> nk of stinky, thick, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis >>>> gusting, and annoying >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat >>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil >>>> s, and farty cauliflower. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of >>>> the above. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Newsgroups: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus >>>> .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Glad to see it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "crap". >>>> I say kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> find t >>>> he word s--t annoying. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painfully-hiliar >>>> ious. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaa ka >>>> kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> kakaa kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like >>>> stinky human kakaa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I found his/her response so funny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> foun >>>> d funniest is when the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> main character lends the red-dressed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lady a >>>> bag of his kakaa and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> she shows him how to clean up after >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing ka >>>> kaa. This is probably what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hous >>>> e. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him >>>> giving her his kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea >>>> rs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I almost had a heart attack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> varies >>>> according to being human >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> or not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> A tiger can go for years without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cleaning it >>>> s tongue, its breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brush hi >>>> s/her tongue with Colgate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning, >>>> or his/her breath will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to k >>>> eep out the deafening >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interior >>>> of the shuttle stinks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kaka >>>> a or kakaa-gas. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sti >>>> nk of stinky, thick, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dis >>>> gusting, and annoying >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eat >>>> s stale, fat-free cheddar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lentil >>>> s, and farty cauliflower. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of >>>> the above. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What does that have to do with OS/2, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Radium? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its humorous- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Constancy ,,, no movement >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chinese catfight kakaa orders >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Undigested poop corn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kakaa candy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am laughing to hard to continue ... please >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel f >>>> ree to add.- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onomatokakaa.- >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaoid -- exstinct feces- >>>>>>>>>>>>> kakaalithic ... ;)- >>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the kakaa cross the road? >>>>>>>>>>>> It was flung.- - >>>>>>>>>>> Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- >>>>>>>>>> I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide >>>>>>>>>> quoted t >>>> ext - >>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>>> So they should be. I am a bad influence.- >>>>>>>> Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>> Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I >>>>>>> have a stubby-cooler.- >>>>>> I'll bring ... >>>>>> read more ?- Hide quoted text - >>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>> Some cash would be acceptable. >>>> Riyals? >>> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). >>> >> >> What will we do that takes real money? > > Everything apart from breathing (and in some cases the exclusion is lost) > costs nowadays. Friendship costs but not real money. Real money implies not petty cash ... REAL money has a certain overtone to it like BIG BUCKS has. <oh dear ~ blush> Well you know what I mean. Besides which, "real money" isn't real.
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