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Article #719Re: Kakaa is funny
From: Holly
Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 19:39
Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 19:39
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On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote: > Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > > > > > On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> > > wrote: > >> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> > On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> > >> > wrote: > > >> > > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> > > > On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > >> > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: > > >> > > > > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> > > > > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > >> > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail. > > com> > >> > > > > > wrote: > > >> > > > > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> > > > > > > > > wrote: > > >> > > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> > > > > > > > > > wrote: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> > > > > > > > > > > wrot > > e: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > wro > > te: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > inh > > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. > . > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > : > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis > > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > > I say kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > > he word s--t annoying. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > > ious. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > > d funniest is when the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > > bag of his kakaa and the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > > kaa. This is probably what > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > > e. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > > giving her his kakaa. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > > rs. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > > according to being human > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > > s tongue, its breath will > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > > s/her tongue with Colgate > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > > or his/her breath will > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > > eep out the deafening > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > > of the shuttle stinks > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > > a or kakaa-gas. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > > nk of stinky, thick, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > > gusting, and annoying > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > > s stale, fat-free cheddar > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > > s, and farty cauliflower. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > > the above. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus > > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa . > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > > I say kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > > he word s--t annoying. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > > ious. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor! > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > > stinky human kakaa > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > > d funniest is when the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > > bag of his kakaa and the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > > kaa. This is probably what > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > > e. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > > giving her his kakaa. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > > rs. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > > according to being human > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > > s tongue, its breath will > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > > s/her tongue with Colgate > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > > or his/her breath will > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > > eep out the deafening > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > > of the shuttle stinks > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > > a or kakaa-gas. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > > nk of stinky, thick, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > > gusting, and annoying > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > > s stale, fat-free cheddar > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > > s, and farty cauliflower. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > > the above. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium? > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its humorous- > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please > >> > > > > > > > > > > > feel f > > ree to add.- > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.- > > >> > > > > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces- > > >> > > > > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)- > > >> > > > > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road? > > >> > > > > > > > It was flung.- - > > >> > > > > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- > > >> > > > > > I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide > >> > > > > > quoted t > > ext - > > >> > > > > > - Show quoted text - > > >> > > > > So they should be. I am a bad influence.- > > >> > > > Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - > > >> > > > - Show quoted text - > > >> > > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I > >> > > have a stubby-cooler.- > > >> > I'll bring ... > > >> > read more ?- Hide quoted text - > > >> > - Show quoted text - > > >> Some cash would be acceptable. > > > Riyals? > > Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). > What will we do that takes real money? > > P > h > i > l > > K > y > l > e > > W > o > z > > E > r > e
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X-Google-Thread: f98ed,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10384c,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1156f6,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1138ec,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Attributes: gidf98ed,gid10384c,gid10f7a7,gid1156f6,gid1138ec,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!postnews.google.com!q66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: Holly <noon_union@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny Date: 22 May 2007 12:39:56 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 409 Message-ID: <1179862796.341074.213560@q66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> References: <1178574980.924374.323650@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179093897.812030.269180@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179174942.975268.305950@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179175374.878797.306230@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179175449.187210.4660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <1179177889.529293.76250@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179213319.858712.257170@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179224772.843975.130750@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179474297.106673.72150@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <1179508067.619067.207350@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179533981.288206.78410@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179574633.897430.179610@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com> <1179627777.005544.184010@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <f2udhq$c$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.2.235.248 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1179862796 2087 127.0.0.1 (22 May 2007 19:39:56 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 19:39:56 +0000 (UTC) In-Reply-To: <f2udhq$c$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: q66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com; posting-host=24.2.235.248; posting-account=m9xshw0AAABUmNeTxnIlEOujlnRQovnq