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Article #720Re: Kakaa is funny
From: Phil Kyle
Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 09:35
Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 09:35
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Holly <noon_union@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> > wrote: >> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> >> > wrote: >> >> > > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > > > On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >> > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> > > > > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > > > > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" >> > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail. > com> >> > > > > > wrote: >> >> > > > > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> > > > > > > > > wrote: >> >> > > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> >> > > > > > > > > > > wrot > e: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wro > te: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > inh > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. . >> > > > > > > > > > > > > : >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.��������������os2.advocacy >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > I say kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > he word s--t annoying. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > ious. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > d funniest is when the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > bag of his kakaa and the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > kaa. This is probably what >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > e. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > giving her his kakaa. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > rs. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > according to being human >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > s tongue, its breath will >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > s/her tongue with Colgate >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > or his/her breath will >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > eep out the deafening >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > of the shuttle stinks >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > a or kakaa-gas. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > nk of stinky, thick, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > gusting, and annoying >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > s stale, fat-free cheddar >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > s, and farty cauliflower. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > the above. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc��������������acy >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa . >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > I say kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > he word s--t annoying. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > ious. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > stinky human kakaa >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > d funniest is when the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > bag of his kakaa and the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > kaa. This is probably what >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > e. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > giving her his kakaa. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > rs. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > according to being human >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > s tongue, its breath will >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > s/her tongue with Colgate >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > or his/her breath will >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > eep out the deafening >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > of the shuttle stinks >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > a or kakaa-gas. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > nk of stinky, thick, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > gusting, and annoying >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > s stale, fat-free cheddar >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > s, and farty cauliflower. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > the above. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium? >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its humorous- >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement >> > > > > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement >> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders >> > > > > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn >> > > > > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please >> > > > > > > > > > > > feel f > ree to add.- >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.- >> >> > > > > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces- >> >> > > > > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)- >> >> > > > > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road? >> >> > > > > > > > It was flung.- - >> >> > > > > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- >> >> > > > > > I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide >> > > > > > quoted t > ext - >> >> > > > > > - Show quoted text - >> >> > > > > So they should be. I am a bad influence.- >> >> > > > Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - >> >> > > > - Show quoted text - >> >> > > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I >> > > have a stubby-cooler.- >> >> > I'll bring ... >> >> > read more �- Hide quoted text - >> >> > - Show quoted text - >> >> Some cash would be acceptable. > > Riyals? > > Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). -- P h i l K y l e W o z E r e
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X-Google-Thread: f98ed,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10384c,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1156f6,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Thread: 1138ec,84449dbcfd888f01 X-Google-Attributes: gidf98ed,gid10384c,gid10f7a7,gid1156f6,gid1138ec,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,UTF8 Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!204.153.247.121.MISMATCH!indigo.octanews.net!news-out.octanews.net!teal.octanews.net!blackhelicopter.databasix.com!not-for-mail From: Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 09:35:56 +0000 (UTC) Organization: The Old Skool Reaper Lines: 403 Message-ID: <f2udhq$c$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> References: <1178574980.924374.323650@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179093897.812030.269180@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179174942.975268.305950@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179175374.878797.306230@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <1179175449.187210.4660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> <1179177889.529293.76250@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179213319.858712.257170@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179224772.843975.130750@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179474297.106673.72150@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <1179508067.619067.207350@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com> <1179533981.288206.78410@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179574633.897430.179610@p47g2000hsd.googlegroups.com> <1179627777.005544.184010@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> <1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> X-Trace: blackhelicopter.databasix.com 1179826556 12 blackhelicopter.databasix.com (22 May 2007 09:35:56 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@databasix.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 09:35:56 +0000 (UTC) User-Agent: Xnews/5.04.25