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Re: Kakaa is funny

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From: Phil Kyle
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 03:45
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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
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> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
>> On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> Radium wrote:
>>> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
>>> >> >> >
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9
>>> >> >> >adac1ac... 
>>> >> >> > :
>>>
>>> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups:
>>> >> >> >> 
alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon
>>> >> >> >> .local,comp.os.����os2.advocacy 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t
>>> >> >> >> annoying. 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>> >> >> >> painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 1> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks
>>> >> >> >> badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> >> >> >> stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa
>>> >> >> >> really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>> >> >> >> is when the 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a
>>> >> >> >> bag of his kakaa and the 1> she shows him how to clean up
>>> >> >> >> after doing kakaa. This is probably what 1> really drove
>>> >> >> >> her to kick him out of the house. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her
>>> >> >> >> his kakaa. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to
>>> >> >> >> being human 1> or not.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>> >> >> >> its breath will 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
>>> >> >> >> brush his/her tongue with Colgate 1> Total "Clean Mint"
>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will 
>>> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the
>>> >> >> >> deafening 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior
>>> >> >> >> of the shuttle stinks 1> with one or more of the astronauts
>>> >> >> >> does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>> >> >> >> stinky, thick, 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>> >> >> >> disgusting, and annoying 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a
>>> >> >> >> human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar 1> cheese, sticky
>>> >> >> >> milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups:
>>> >> >> >> 
soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.visitors,co
>>> >> >> >> mp.os.os2.advoc����acy 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa . 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t
>>> >> >> >> annoying. 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>> >> >> >> painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> >> >> >> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 2> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks
>>> >> >> >> badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> >> >> >> stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa
>>> >> >> >> really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human
>>> >> >> >> kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>>> >> >> >> human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> >> >> >> stinky human kakaa 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>>> >> >> >> is when the 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a
>>> >> >> >> bag of his kakaa and the 2> she shows him how to clean up
>>> >> >> >> after doing kakaa. This is probably what 2> really drove
>>> >> >> >> her to kick him out of the house. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her
>>> >> >> >> his kakaa. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to
>>> >> >> >> being human 2> or not.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>>> >> >> >> its breath will 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must
>>> >> >> >> brush his/her tongue with Colgate 2> Total "Clean Mint"
>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will 
>>> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the
>>> >> >> >> deafening 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior
>>> >> >> >> of the shuttle stinks 2> with one or more of the astronauts
>>> >> >> >> does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>>> >> >> >> stinky, thick, 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>> >> >> >> disgusting, and annoying 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a
>>> >> >> >> human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar 2> cheese, sticky
>>> >> >> >> milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>
>>> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>>
>>> >> >> > Its humorous
>>>
>>> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker.
>>>
>>> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> > I doubt that very much.
>>>
>>> *sigh*- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>> 
>> *thigh*
> 
> Good LOrd, Man!  If Crag sees that, you're doomed.
> 
> Or running fast.

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From: Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 03:45:09 +0000 (UTC)
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