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Re: Kakaa is funny

#729
From: Phil Kyle
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 03:45
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> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
>> On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com"
>>> > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com>
>>> > > > > > > > wrote: 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com>
>>> > > > > > > > > wrote: 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote
>>> > > > > > > > > > 
inhttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advoca
>>> > > > > > > > > > cy/msg/4069c9adac1ac... 
>>> > > > > > > > > > :
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups:
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 
alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����������os2.advocacy
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap".
>>> > > > > > > > > > > I say kakaa 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find
>>> > > > > > > > > > > the word s--t annoying. 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 1> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found
>>> > > > > > > > > > > funniest is when the 1> main character lends the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa. This is probably what 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > house. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him
>>> > > > > > > > > > > giving her his kakaa. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in
>>> > > > > > > > > > > tears. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies
>>> > > > > > > > > > > according to being human 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its
>>> > > > > > > > > > > tongue, its breath will 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush
>>> > > > > > > > > > > his/her tongue with Colgate 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning,
>>> > > > > > > > > > > or his/her breath will 1> stink like his/her
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky kakaa. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to
>>> > > > > > > > > > > keep out the deafening 1> sounds of the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks 1> with one or more of the astronauts
>>> > > > > > > > > > > does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stink of stinky, thick, 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>> > > > > > > > > > > disgusting, and annoying 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stale, fat-free cheddar 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten
>>> > > > > > > > > > > lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of
>>> > > > > > > > > > > the above. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups:
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 
soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.
>>> > > > > > > > > > > visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����������acy 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa . 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap".
>>> > > > > > > > > > > I say kakaa 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find
>>> > > > > > > > > > > the word s--t annoying. 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliarious. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky human kakaa 2> Stinky human kakaa really
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks badly like stinky human kakaa 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found
>>> > > > > > > > > > > funniest is when the 2> main character lends the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing
>>> > > > > > > > > > > kakaa. This is probably what 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > house. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him
>>> > > > > > > > > > > giving her his kakaa. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in
>>> > > > > > > > > > > tears. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies
>>> > > > > > > > > > > according to being human 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its
>>> > > > > > > > > > > tongue, its breath will 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush
>>> > > > > > > > > > > his/her tongue with Colgate 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning,
>>> > > > > > > > > > > or his/her breath will 2> stink like his/her
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinky kakaa. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to
>>> > > > > > > > > > > keep out the deafening 2> sounds of the
>>> > > > > > > > > > > spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stinks 2> with one or more of the astronauts
>>> > > > > > > > > > > does kakaa or kakaa-gas. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stink of stinky, thick, 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying,
>>> > > > > > > > > > > disgusting, and annoying 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats
>>> > > > > > > > > > > stale, fat-free cheddar 
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten
>>> > > > > > > > > > > lentils, and farty cauliflower. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of
>>> > > > > > > > > > > the above. 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > > Its humorous-
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders.
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement
>>> > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement
>>> > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders
>>> > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn
>>> > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please feel
>>> > > > > > > > > free to add.- 
>>>
>>> > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.-
>>>
>>> > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces-
>>>
>>> > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)-
>>>
>>> > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road?
>>>
>>> > > > > It was flung.- -
>>>
>>> > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?-
>>>
>>> > > I dream about you too.  The family is concerned.- Hide quoted
>>> > > text - 
>>>
>>> > > - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> > So they should be. I am a bad influence.-
>>>
>>> Apparently.  My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -
>> 
>> Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I
>> have a stubby-cooler.
> 
> Filth!
> 

I have a stubby stuhl. 
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From: Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny
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