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Article #730Re: Kakaa is funny
From: Phil Kyle
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:36
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:36
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"PaulVRooney@gmail.com" <PaulVRooney@gmail.com> wrote in news:1179627752.121465.44560@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com: > On May 19, 5:31 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >> > On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >> >> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote: >> >> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> Radium wrote: >> >> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in >> >> >> >> > http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069 >> >> >> >> >c9a > dac1ac... >> >> >> >> > : >> >> >> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups: >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usen > et.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����os2.advocacy >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say >> >> >> >> >> kakaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word >> >> >> >> >> s--t a > nnoying. >> >> >> >> >> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest >> >> >> >> >> is > when the >> >> >> >> >> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his >> >> >> >> >> kak > aa and the >> >> >> >> >> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This >> >> >> >> >> is p > robably what >> >> >> >> >> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving >> >> >> >> >> her hi > s kakaa. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according >> >> >> >> >> to b > eing human >> >> >> >> >> 1> or not. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, >> >> >> >> >> its > breath will >> >> >> >> >> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her >> >> >> >> >> tongue w > ith Colgate >> >> >> >> >> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or >> >> >> >> >> his/her br > eath will >> >> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out >> >> >> >> >> the de > afening >> >> >> >> >> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the >> >> >> >> >> shuttl > e stinks >> >> >> >> >> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or >> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of >> >> >> >> >> stinky, > thick, >> >> >> >> >> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, >> >> >> >> >> and a > nnoying >> >> >> >> >> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, >> >> >> >> >> fat-f > ree cheddar >> >> >> >> >> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and >> >> >> >> >> farty c > auliflower. >> >> >> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups: >> >> >> >> >> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.ali > en.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����acy >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa . >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say >> >> >> >> >> kakaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word >> >> >> >> >> s--t a > nnoying. >> >> >> >> >> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor! >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> kaka > a kakaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky >> >> >> >> >> human k > akaa >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest >> >> >> >> >> is > when the >> >> >> >> >> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his >> >> >> >> >> kak > aa and the >> >> >> >> >> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This >> >> >> >> >> is p > robably what >> >> >> >> >> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving >> >> >> >> >> her hi > s kakaa. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according >> >> >> >> >> to b > eing human >> >> >> >> >> 2> or not. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, >> >> >> >> >> its > breath will >> >> >> >> >> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her >> >> >> >> >> tongue w > ith Colgate >> >> >> >> >> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or >> >> >> >> >> his/her br > eath will >> >> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out >> >> >> >> >> the de > afening >> >> >> >> >> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the >> >> >> >> >> shuttl > e stinks >> >> >> >> >> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or >> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of >> >> >> >> >> stinky, > thick, >> >> >> >> >> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, >> >> >> >> >> and a > nnoying >> >> >> >> >> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, >> >> >> >> >> fat-f > ree cheddar >> >> >> >> >> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and >> >> >> >> >> farty c > auliflower. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above. >> >> >> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium? >> >> >> >> >> > Its humorous >> >> >> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text - >> >> >> >> >> - Show quoted text - >> >> >> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker. >> >> >> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text - >> >> >> >> - Show quoted text - >> >> >> > I doubt that very much. >> >> >> *sigh*- Hide quoted text - >> >> >> - Show quoted text - >> >> > *thigh* >> >> Good LOrd, Man! If Crag sees that, you're doomed. >> >> Or running fast.- Hide quoted text - >> >> - Show quoted text - > > Craig is dead, shirley? > > Yep, look for a massive mound in Southport cemetery (and a pie shop that is actually in stock for the first time in 40 years). -- P h i l K y l e W o z E r e
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