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Re: Kakaa is funny

#730
From: Phil Kyle
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:36
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"PaulVRooney@gmail.com" <PaulVRooney@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1179627752.121465.44560@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com: 

> On May 19, 5:31 pm, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On May 13, 11:53 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >> > On May 12, 7:48 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> PaulVRoo...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >> >> > On May 8, 7:49 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> Radium wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
>> >> >> >> >
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069
>> >> >> >> >c9a 
> dac1ac...
>> >> >> >> > :
>>
>> >> >> >> >> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Newsgroups:
>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usen 
> et.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.�����os2.advocacy
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say
>> >> >> >> >> kakaa 
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word
>> >> >> >> >> s--t a 
> nnoying.
>> >> >> >> >> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>> >> >> >> >> is 
> when the
>> >> >> >> >> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his
>> >> >> >> >> kak 
> aa and the
>> >> >> >> >> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This
>> >> >> >> >> is p 
> robably what
>> >> >> >> >> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving
>> >> >> >> >> her hi 
> s kakaa.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according
>> >> >> >> >> to b 
> eing human
>> >> >> >> >> 1> or not.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>> >> >> >> >> its 
> breath will
>> >> >> >> >> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her
>> >> >> >> >> tongue w 
> ith Colgate
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or
>> >> >> >> >> his/her br 
> eath will
>> >> >> >> >> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out
>> >> >> >> >> the de 
> afening
>> >> >> >> >> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the
>> >> >> >> >> shuttl 
> e stinks
>> >> >> >> >> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or
>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. 
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>> >> >> >> >> stinky, 
> thick,
>> >> >> >> >> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting,
>> >> >> >> >> and a 
> nnoying
>> >> >> >> >> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
>> >> >> >> >> fat-f 
> ree cheddar
>> >> >> >> >> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and
>> >> >> >> >> farty c 
> auliflower.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Newsgroups:
>> >> >> >> >> soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.ali 
> en.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc�����acy
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Glad to see it.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa .
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say
>> >> >> >> >> kakaa 
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word
>> >> >> >> >> s--t a 
> nnoying.
>> >> >> >> >> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> kaka 
> a kakaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> kakaa kakaa
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky
>> >> >> >> >> human k 
> akaa
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest
>> >> >> >> >> is 
> when the
>> >> >> >> >> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his
>> >> >> >> >> kak 
> aa and the
>> >> >> >> >> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This
>> >> >> >> >> is p 
> robably what
>> >> >> >> >> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving
>> >> >> >> >> her hi 
> s kakaa.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according
>> >> >> >> >> to b 
> eing human
>> >> >> >> >> 2> or not.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue,
>> >> >> >> >> its 
> breath will
>> >> >> >> >> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her
>> >> >> >> >> tongue w 
> ith Colgate
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or
>> >> >> >> >> his/her br 
> eath will
>> >> >> >> >> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out
>> >> >> >> >> the de 
> afening
>> >> >> >> >> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the
>> >> >> >> >> shuttl 
> e stinks
>> >> >> >> >> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or
>> >> >> >> >> kakaa-gas. 
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of
>> >> >> >> >> stinky, 
> thick,
>> >> >> >> >> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting,
>> >> >> >> >> and a 
> nnoying
>> >> >> >> >> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
>> >> >> >> >> fat-f 
> ree cheddar
>> >> >> >> >> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and
>> >> >> >> >> farty c 
> auliflower.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>>
>> >> >> >> >> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?
>>
>> >> >> >> > Its humorous
>>
>> >> >> >> Typical :D- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >> >> > Kakaa has been replaced by Emuke, you ignorant fecker.
>>
>> >> >> Bada rischiki odi modo.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> >> > I doubt that very much.
>>
>> >> *sigh*- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> >> - Show quoted text -
>>
>> > *thigh*
>>
>> Good LOrd, Man!  If Crag sees that, you're doomed.
>>
>> Or running fast.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
> 
> Craig is dead, shirley?
> 
> 

Yep, look for a massive mound in Southport cemetery (and a pie shop that
is actually in stock for the first time in 40 years). 
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From: Phil Kyle <philkyle2003@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
Subject: Re: Kakaa is funny
Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 04:36:44 +0000 (UTC)
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